It’s one thing to be an awful human being to other people, but to pick on dogs? That’s some grade-A Satan-type shit.
According to the San Francisco Chronicle, an unidentified rogue scoundrel villain has, for the second year in a row, stashed poisonous meatballs around San Francisco in places only pets are likely to find them. As of Saturday, 35 tainted meatballs were found along curbs, in bushes, and behind stairwells, stuffed with solid materials which could present choking hazards for animals. Meatballs found last summer were also believed to contain strychnine.
A few comments on the Chronicle story suggest the meatballs could have been meant for wild coyotes or cats, while others even cite the 4 million+ dog attacks on humans per year as justification for the unknown dog-hater’s actions. We don’t know about all that, but we’re pretty sure the poison meatball dropper deserves his own special circle of hell.
H/T Consumerist + Picthx Andrew Sanders
3 replies on “Worst Person Ever Hides Poisonous Meatballs for Dogs Around San Francisco”
Meanwhile, my dog thinks I’m cruel because I won’t let her eat food we find while outside on walks.
how do we know this villain is male, as the saying goes, poison is a woman’s weapon.
“deserves *their* own special circle of hell.”
not trying to nitpick, just trying to be a feminist here, you know equality and shit.
I would like a few minutes in a prosecution-free room alone with this culprit.