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This Flowchart Tells You Which Fast Food to Eat, According to Age, Location & Time


Are you a cop? No? Cool. Are you high? Yes? Do you live on the east coast? Yes? Then hustle on over to the closest White Castle. Helping munchie-ridden eaters everywhere, the below flow chart helps you decide where to eat according to specifics such as age, occupation, location and time.

It’s a handy tool of sorts when the weekend hits, it’s 3 am and you and your friends are arguing over which fast food chain to hit up. So, set aside your differences and pull up this chart for the final word. I just used this to help me decide which spot to hit up after work and I got In-N-Out. Double-Double and strawberry milkshake, I see you.

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By Charisma Madarang

Charisma has an undying love for gritty literature and drinks coffee like water. She also hails from Toronto, Canada and is a die-hard Maple Leafs fan, sigh.

10 replies on “This Flowchart Tells You Which Fast Food to Eat, According to Age, Location & Time”

Why does Timmy’s trump all for Canada? What about Licks or Harveys? Granted, these may not be Canada-wide chains. I know Timmy’s is far better and so yummy, but their choices are limited.

I am not complaining about the west coast thing but I do like Tacobell, KFC and Wendys on some occasion. I am pretty sure there are other fast food places in Canada as well and the East coast too. So this should be more detailed like a quiz or something that would be more entertaining.

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