What Would Batman Eat? A Look into the Dark Knight’s Daily Diet

It seems that these days, Batman has more than enough on his plate. Between fighting frisky felines and feral fanboys, it must be hard for the guy to fit in a good, solid meal now and again, if he manages to eat at all. Here’s how we at Foodbeast imagine a day-in-the-life of the Bat-Kitchen-Table:

7:00 p.m. — Dinner. Foie-Gras Covered Steak (Raw) with Sauteed Spinach and Whiskey on the Rocks.

‘Cause he a baller.


10 p.m. — Patrolling. Hostess Cupcakes, 5 Hour Energy Shots and Black Licorice.

Because even Batman can use some snacks.


5 a.m. — Bat-Munchies. Protein Powder, KFC Chicken Wings and a Weinerschnitzel Hot Dog.

Because when Batman wants fast food, he’s gonna avoid places with clowns.


8 a.m.-ish — Breakfast. Bat-Toast, Bat-Oatmeal, Plain Greek Yogurt and Black Coffee.

Because sometimes Alfred can be a hopeless sap and gets bored while waiting up for Bruce all night.


Anywhere between 1 and 3 p.m. — Lunch. Dark Berry Mountain Dew and a Nyquil.

Because Dark Berry Mountain Dew tastes like justice, and after a long night of crime-fighting, the Dark Knight needs a nap.

By Dominique Zamora

Dominique would be a foodie if she had money to pay for food. For now, she gets by just looking at food photography, which results in at least one more starving journalism student every time Instagram breaks down.

5 replies on “What Would Batman Eat? A Look into the Dark Knight’s Daily Diet”

as hilarious as this is.. I seriously doubt someone as highly-trained as batman would want to eat something as freakin nasty as hostess cupcakes! X-)

Breakfast is the only maybe here – Everything else you guys dreamed up is a one way ticket to “shit-your-brains-out Ville.” In order to maintain his musculature and schedule, Batsie would have to pound 250g – at least – of protein and 400-500g of complex carbs a day. Dude’s eating a LOT of quinoa and chicken, is all I’m saying. The NyQuil and caffeine portions of the program are spot on, though. I lol’d.

batman avoided alcohol . . . like religiously (peak physical condition and not dulling his senses), if I were to assume seriously what he would eat it would most likely be lean meats and vegetables, nothing fancy (except when he needed to make an appearance at a social event as Bruce Wayne), he would probably eat for function not taste.

obviously I am reading too much into this but that’s just me.

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