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Watch These Butchers Try Vegan ‘Burgers’ For The First Time

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Butchers represent everything that vegans hate. Their jobs consist of taking an animal, hacking it to pieces and getting them ready to be devoured by the masses.

So of course, butchers are the perfect subjects to serve vegan courses to, since their lives essentially revolve around meat.

The “Facts.” YouTube channel found a couple of butchers who were so far removed from vegan culture, they couldn’t even properly pronounce “tofu.”

Upon tasting the “burgers,” and other dishes, they weren’t very impressed, but didn’t completely bash the plant-based alternatives, they just bashed them in a calm, soft-spoken manner — kind of like Drake’s first diss on Meek Mill.

Essentially, the biggest takeaway was that most of the food was dry, which is to be expected, because it’s not the same texture as meat, but at least they felt “7 percent healthier.”

By Isai Rocha

Isai is the self-proclaimed Kanye West of burrito eating. He has a hard time trusting vegans, ranch dressing and especially vegan ranch dressing.

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