This Ridiculous Bib Table for Two Will Force You to Actually Look at Your Date

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Aziz Ansari said it best: the idea of marriage is insane. Two people who enjoy hanging out decide they’re only going to hang out with each other until they die, and they go around wearing metal circles on their fingers so everyone else is aware of the arrangement. If, however, the idea of utter codependence still strikes you as romantic, here’s a little invention designed to make outdoor picnics even easier/more difficult than they already are.

In the spirit of keeping oneself tethered to another human being, graduates of the Tunghai University school of design in Taiwan created the “Napkin Table,” a portable table you can carry around like a tote purse and tie around one other’s necks like bibs. The point is to provide an easily accessible surface complete with cup-holders and utensil pockets as well as “improve the relationship between two people eating together,” writes PSFK.

Call me a commitment-phobe, but I like having the freedom to look or not look at my date whenever I please. I also don’t appreciate having someone stare at me as I scarf down my grilled cheese. Ugh, could you please just go play Candy Crush or something?

Picthx PSFK

By Dominique Zamora

Dominique would be a foodie if she had money to pay for food. For now, she gets by just looking at food photography, which results in at least one more starving journalism student every time Instagram breaks down.

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