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This ‘Cherry Blossom’ Bread Totally Looks Like a Vagina [NSFWish]

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There’s a “deflowering” joke in here, somewhere.

Designed by Japanese virtual idol Hatsune Miku and one of Japan’s biggest convenience store chains, Family Mart, this strawberry and cream-flavored bread is supposed to look like a flower, but somehow comes across as a bit more . . . labial.

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(The drawing of the giggling schoolgirl on the front of the package doesn’t do much to help, either.)

Still, and forgive me for saying this, I’m willing to bet it probably tastes delicious.

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Ah, now I feel dirty.

H/T + Picthx Laughing Squid, Buzzfeed

By Dominique Zamora

Dominique would be a foodie if she had money to pay for food. For now, she gets by just looking at food photography, which results in at least one more starving journalism student every time Instagram breaks down.

5 replies on “This ‘Cherry Blossom’ Bread Totally Looks Like a Vagina [NSFWish]”

So…I guess we know that Dominique stopped maturingt at age 12, and is still a virgin, since people who get regular sex…both men and women…don’t giggle at the mere thought of it.

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