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These Earth-Shattering MOREOs are the Dunkaroos for Adults

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There are moments in history when someone is daring enough to shoot for the muthf*ckin stars. This is one of them. Cue in Reddit user EternallyXIII. This guy had the cojones to finally do what generations of Oreo fans have thought.

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The earth-shattering idea: place Oreo cookies and creme in separate trays, allowing people to “customize” each dip. The concept came pitched with a mock-up “Moreo” packaging, driving home the idea that the current creme-to-cookie ratio just isn’t cutting it. Sorry, Nabisco, Double Stufs were noble attempts, but this is what the masses really want.

Plus, you can even change it up with a double-decker peanut butter version.

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Apparently, EternallyXIII has been trying to make the Moreo a reality for quite some time. “I’ve been trying to get ahold of someone at Nasbisco for years… Make this happen!” he wrote.

Hear that, Nabisco? The people have spoken.

H/T Reddit + PicThx Bear Silber

By Charisma Madarang

Charisma has an undying love for gritty literature and drinks coffee like water. She also hails from Toronto, Canada and is a die-hard Maple Leafs fan, sigh.

26 replies on “These Earth-Shattering MOREOs are the Dunkaroos for Adults”

YES! Dipping Oreos is something I’ve wanted to do forever. I don’t eat both sides (only the side with the cream), so I always have to twist the one side, take it off, and throw it away.

aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE, GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 COOKIES LEFT AND NO FUCKING ICING LEFT. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT. THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS FUCKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT.

Like many people said before you most people only eat one half of the cookie. And btw what’s it matter to you if you don’t fuckn like it don’t fuckn eat it. Simple as that. God damnit.

Omfg!!! Look people. Quit your bitchin! If you don’t like the fuckn idea turn your head away from it and don’t buy them and don’t eat them. Idk why people have to complain. There’s a lot of things in the world that some people hate. There’s things I hate but I don’t whine about it cause I can’t change it!!! So what if someone what’s to be fat who cares!!! Let them be fat!!! It’s like arguing over ciggs if someone wants to smoke they are gona smoke they don’t give a fuck about your opinion lol. Get over your selves. I think this is a wonderful idea and I’d buy them all the fuckn time!!!!! 🙂 have a nice day assholes.

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