The Best Angry Tweets on the New Watered-Down Maker’s Mark

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The announcement of Maker’s Mark watering down from 45% Alcohol by Volume (ABV) to 42% — 90 proof to 84 proof — sent bourbon purists into a flurry of anger over the 3% drop. While the company’s decision was made in order to meet increased consumer demand without having to raise prices, that didn’t stop people from taking to the internet in a fit of twitter outrage. Below, we pick our favorite cheeky commentators crying over spilled whisky.




Jack would never do that!

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H/T @SalStammetti


60% of the time, it works every time.


H/T @jwherrman


Bring back the SHEEN.


H/T @PerryJerish


The Trooper:


H/T @aawayne


Coors Light, Maker’s Mark, now two of the same, apparently.

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H/T @michaelkosta


In other news . . .


H/T @PatriciaHeaton


In the end, remember folks, it’s still booze.


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By Charisma Madarang

Charisma has an undying love for gritty literature and drinks coffee like water. She also hails from Toronto, Canada and is a die-hard Maple Leafs fan, sigh.

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