The Actual Cap’n Crunch Holds a Press Conference Defending His ‘Captainhood’

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If there’s one thing we’ve learned from this Cap’n Crunch scandal, it’s that people take their cereal mascots very seriously. After Foodbeast challenged the Cap’n’s title as “Captain” in  Cap’n Crunch is a Liar and a Fraudfans worldwide erupted in both outrage and dismay. The Crunchgate story made headlines from CNN to Time and eventually, the actual Cap’n was forced to address the controversy in person.

And by person we mean the cartoon character boarded a cartoon ship and addressed a real-life audience. Funny how things work, isn’t it?

In other breaking news, the Cap’n has only four fingers (gasp) and his eyebrows are attached to his hat (say it ain’t so!)

Watch the, erm, press conference below:

Video: Cap’n Crunch

By Charisma Madarang

Charisma has an undying love for gritty literature and drinks coffee like water. She also hails from Toronto, Canada and is a die-hard Maple Leafs fan, sigh.

4 replies on “The Actual Cap’n Crunch Holds a Press Conference Defending His ‘Captainhood’”

in a more serious than i should be comment

In the navy your rank is irrelevant in regards to being captain of the ship. Your rank could be anything, but if you are in charge of the ship you are the ships captain.

Amen, I do believe that — had actually perform any investigating — they would’ve found this to be true in any arena of Maritime Law. Boycott FoodBeast, they couldn’t flounder up a batch of Rice Krispies Squares.

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