You Should Definitely Pick Up a Pair – Bull Balls Beer to Go Nationwide


I could make a joke here about how ballsy a move this is, but even before we discovered Wynkoop Colorado’s Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout late last year and ever since then, the internet has just eaten it up, so it’s not really all that ballsy at all.

The idea to sell it in pairs though, that one’s pretty f*cking nuts.

Already on tap at Wynkoop, what started as an April Fool’s joke will soon be available in cans in Denver and on for about $7-$8 a pack. Described as a “luscious, uniquely ballsy stout with notes of roasted barley, coffee and nuts,” this bovine-genitalia-inspired brew is definitely something we would love to get our mouths around.

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Bull Balls-flavored Beer is Now a Real Thing

What started as an April Fool’s Joke has — due to an overwhelmingly positive response from fans — now officially become the newest bovine genitalia flavored brew on the market. Thanks internet!

Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout, they’re calling it. Brought to us by Colorado’s own Wynkoop Brewing Co., the beer features Colorado-grown base malts, roasted barley, seven specialty malts, sea salt, Styrian Goldings Hops and three BPBs — balls per barrel.

So what does it taste like? “…chocolate syrup, Kahlua and espresso, along with a palpable level of alcohol and a savory umami-like note,” apparently, while the dash of salt gives the ballsy beer a bit of added “texture.” Yum.

It’s too bad that acronym stands for “per barrel” instead of per bottle though. Considering the brew’s sweet taste, and how plenty of people praise the health benefits of eating bull testicles, you can’t help but wonder if these bad boys wouldn’t make a good boba substitute.

Just saying.

[Via Geekologie]