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The Coolest Way to Brew Tea in All of Time and Space is With This TARDIS Tea Infuser

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With all this Doctor Who 50th Anniversary talk how could we not mention this sweet TARDIS Tea Infuser? Designed as a metal replica of the Doctor’s beloved spaceship the infuser steeps your favorite loose leaf tea Whovian style. Unfortunately, the infuser doesn’t make the TARDIS’ traditional “whoosh” sound as it brews the tea. Bummer.

Simply pop open the top of the TARDIS, drop in some tea leaves, and let the TARDIS go to work in a cup of hot water. We suggest pairing the TARDIS Tea Infuser with some TARDIS tea, served in a TARDIS mug. No, don’t talk crazy, there’s no such thing as being too nerdy when it comes to tea.

Don’t worry about your infuser getting lost in your mug, the Sonic Screwdriver at the end will hold your TARDIS in place.

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TARDIS Tea Infuser $19.99 @ Think Geek

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Behold: the TARDIS Mini Fridge, With ‘Working’ Chameleon Circuit

Finally, the perfect way to keep your precious fish fingers and custards safe from the grabby hands of both companion and Dalek.

Though it may look like an ordinary, bright blue, British sci-fi-inspired miniature appliance, this beauty is actually a very sophisticated piece of alien Gallifreyan technology. In fact, every time the TARDIS Mini-Fridge materializes in a new location, whether it be your dorm room or office, within the first nanosecond of landing, it analyzes its surroundings, calculates a twelve-dimensional data map of everything within a thousand-mile radius and then determines which outer shell would best blend in with the environment . . . and then it disguises itself as a British police telephone box from 1963. It’s also bigger on the inside.*

In all reality though (or at least, this version of it), this Doctor Who TARDIS Mini-Fridge is capable of holding up to 6 cans of soda and has an alternative heating mode for soups, coffee or anything else you don’t quite need a microwave for. Best of all, just open and close that beautifully designed TARDIS door (pull not push) and enjoy as it makes its iconic wheezing vworp vworp sound. Sonics, companions or bowties, sadly not included.

Doctor Who TARDIS Mini-Fridge: $80 @ Think Geek

*Chameleon circuitry and bigger-on-the-inside claims may be inaccurate and could be, more likely, simply the delusions of one sad Whovian, brought about by viewing the world through paper 3D glasses.