Categories
Celebrity Grub Hit-Or-Miss

This ‘Sons of Anarchy’ Actor Just Killed His Ex-Girlfriend’s Pet Rabbit for Dinner

Dimitri Diatchenko, aka “That Dangerous Russian Guy in Every TV Show for the Past Two Decades,” is now legitimately dangerous. The extremely typecast actor recently killed his ex-girlfriend’s rabbit, then cooked and ate it.

(Insert stream of expletives indicating disbelief here).

In true film industry style, the bunny’s death served an artistic purpose. Diatchenko filmed the entire process, copying a scene from Fatal Attraction.

“Diatchenko skinned the pet, cooked it and ate half of it while sending her step-by-step pictures of what he did,” according to a statement from the district attorney’s office, NY Daily News reports.

The actor, 46, was no longer dating his ex, but they still lived together. The crime was committed in retaliation for her wanting them to physically separate as well. When the woman returned home, she was threatened with the same fate.

Diatchenko is most well-known for losing a fight to Chuck Norris in Walker, Texas Ranger and being largely unmemorable in Sons of Anarchy. And now, this.

Listen to your mothers: don’t date actors. Bitches be trippin’.

H/t NY Daily News