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Humor

Cute Donutology Infographic Illustrates What Your Favorite Donut Says About You

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Here’s the thing about Friday night internet content – even though you know it’ll probably be super-fluffy and yes, maybe even bad for you, for some reason, you just can’t stay away. (See what I did there?)

Earlier this week, we brought you “What Your Style of Eggs Says About You,” but in honor of National Donut Day, we’ve got something a little sweeter to lead you into the weekend: Donutology (donut + “astrology”). Yes, it’s corny. Yes, it’s completely unfounded, but it’s also harmless fun. At least, as long as you’re okay with twisting your neck around or remember to turn off your auto-rotate.

For those who aren’t or who don’t, here’s a quick primer: Jelly donutters melt at the sight of kittens. Coconuts can be a little flaky. And watch out for churro lovers, unless you want to find yourself eating a mouthful of double-dipper spit. Goodness knows how we should feel about cruller people. I mean, they’re not called “nicers.”

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H/T + PicThx Visual.ly

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Hit-Or-Miss

The Multiple Personalities of Coffee [INFOGRAPHIC]

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AKA The Barista’s Guide to Pretentiously Judging Your Customers More Than You Already Do

Around 8:45 a.m. on a weekday, the line at the Starbucks next to our office is at least 15 people deep, mostly business types in their smart suits and police officers with their holsters hanging out and me, rocking my sneakers and crewneck. As the coffee house fills with chatter about the upcoming workday, you can usually find me standing around trying to memorize the tea menu. However, thanks to this handy infographic, now I can better judge my fellow queue dwellers with none of the manic hyper attention of a coffee-swiller but all the tweet-sized expertise of a millennial.

Oh, you want the freshly-ground Café con Leche, to-go? Honey, we can see right through you.

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H/T Design Taxi + Picthx Visual.ly

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Health

Handy Infographic Helps You Visualize the Shelf Lives of Different Foods; Yes, It’s Longer than You Think

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Hey, does this smell funny to you?
I dunno, what’s the expiration date?
Yesterday?
Omg gross.

We’ve all been there, and to be honest, it only makes sense. When faced with the prospect of either spending $3 extra for a new gallon of milk or spending 3 hours playing battlesh*ts against ourselves, most people would smartly pick the former. But what if I told you that you didn’t have to do either? Better yet, what if I showed you?

<insert epic Matrix soundtrack here>

Data company Visual.ly recently released a useful infographic illustrating the different shelf lives of food when stored on the counter, in the fridge or in the freezer. Granted, most of what’s here you could probably guess yourself. Like most foods will keep for months longer if frozen, or bananas left on the counter will be bad within the week or – wait, hang on, you’re not supposed to freeze potatoes? What the F@#K?

Peep the graph yourself for the list of 30+ fruits, veggies, meats, condiments and other typical fridge food you’ve always wondered but never knew for sure about.

I’m a little iffy about the “Leftovers” section though. I mean, 2 days in the fridge for spaghetti and meatballs? Clearly this guy hasn’t had my mom’s cooking. That stuff will last through the next papacy, easy.

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H/T Design Taxi + PicThx Visual.ly