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Feedback: Top User Comments Of The Week [Oct. 7]

Welcome to another edition of our weekly Foodbeast “Feedback,” where we feature your Facebook comments, and respond directly to your views on our recipes and stories.

The week was wild, and full of some crazy food stories, and your comments were just as crazy, per usual.

We saw a guy’s questionable move to smoke the world’s hottest pepper out of a bong, and even some cool horror-themed Happy Meal concepts. You guys responded to our stories through Facebook, and now it’s our turn to respond back.

We always appreciate that you read our posts, and take the time to add your own commentary.

Here’s what made the cut this week. Think you can make next week’s list?


 


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STORY:McDonald’s ‘Horror Happy Meal’ Concepts Would Scare The Crap Out Of Children

I’d like to think that McDonald’s isn’t as scary as you make it out to be. I can’t be certain, but I want to believe I haven’t been eating anything sketchy at the Golden Arches. Fingers crossed. I’m putting my trust in them. In my heart of hearts. Yeah, I’ll just leave it at that.


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Story: Whisky-Flavored Pocky Sticks Are The Latest Snacks From Japan

We hadn’t thought of Bill Murray, but that’s a nice Lost in Translation reference that we missed out on. Bill Murray should have shot the ad for their Whisky Pocky, but there’s a chance he’d get yelled at by the Japanese director.


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Story: Taco Bell Has Low Key Become One of America’s Healthiest Fast Food Chains

That’s a good question, Jamerson. If I were to take a guess, I’d say people might be sensitive to the hot sauce, which could ring true for anything. I doubt our stomachs care too much for being doused in a fiery liquid. I don’t know. Just a guess, but now I want to find out for sure.


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STORY: Watch These Guys Throw The World’s Hottest Peppers On Hot Cheetos And Eat Them

“Dumb asses way too much hotness.”

I say the same thing when trying to watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians.


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Story: This Is What Happens When You Smoke The World’s Hottest Pepper

I’m 74 percent sure this comment has some copypasta to it, but still rings true. This guy has to be the dumbest person of the week. At least he didn’t chop up the pepper and snort it.



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Story:Watch These Families Start A Massive Brawl At A Chuck E. Cheese’s

Hopefully none of the Chuck E. Cheese’s workers tried to stop the brawl, because they really don’t get paid enough to be peacekeepers. Their best move was probably just to call the police and watch the madness, hoping they don’t have too much to clean after.



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Story:Here Are Some Of The Weird Things Starving College Kids Eat And Rarely Enjoy

Like the great DJ Khaled would say, “You smart. You very smart.” Solid strategy for staying away from these college struggle plates.

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Feedback: Top User Comments Of The Week [Sept. 23]

Welcome to another edition of our weekly Foodbeast “Feedback,” where we feature your Facebook comments, and respond directly to your views on our recipes and stories.

The week was wild, and full of some crazy food stories, and your comments were just as crazy, per usual.

We saw Popeyes frying rats, people petitioning for In-N-Out to go vegetarian, and news on the world’s hottest tortilla chip coming soon. You guys responded to our stories through Facebook, and now it’s our turn to respond back.

We always appreciate that you read our posts, and take the time to add your own commentary.

Here’s what made the cut this week. Think you can make next week’s list?


 


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STORY: How Two Idiots Accidentally Spent $1,100 On Sushi

Way to stay on your toes, bro. If Jesus ever tries selling you $1,100 wine, it’s probably a scam, and it’s probably not Jesus. Well, his name might be Jesus, but the real Jesus Christ would hand it out for free, or something.

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Video: Deep Fried Pizza Wrapped Corn Dog

That is a very random song to lose sleep over, especially since we picked it at random from a free music website, but we can confirm that it is a covered version of Funiculi, Funicula. Hopefully this saved you the months of agony you and your wife have been dealing with.



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Story: All It Takes Is One Bite To Be Defeated By The World’s Hottest Chip

Damn, bro, that’s SAVAGE! If you do ever pull this off, Please film it and send it to us. We’d love to see your friends writhe in agony as the fiery chips clog their innocent throats.


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STORY: Petition For In-N-Out Veggie Burgers Now Has Thousands Of Signatures/

I didn’t even think about that. The In-N-Out lines are long enough without vegetarians clogging them up. I hope this petition burns in hell.




Video: JEFF’S TABLE: Chocolate Milk Is Liquid Luxury

We’re happy we could help your “stoned ass” remember the chocolate milk in your fridge. If this video helped change one life, it was all worth it.


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Story: Rat’s Head Claimed To Have Been Found In Popeyes Chicken Order

I’m always down for a two piece and a biscuit, but I might have to pass on this one. Well, I might still get the biscuit, but I’ll skip the rat.



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Story: Woman Flips Out At Subway Because They Ran Out Of Meatballs [WATCH]

This woman swore they made the meatballs fresh, on-the-spot. She should have just taken the “L” and let that long ass line behind her start ordering. Quit your filibustering.