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Chipotle Tweeted About Sex And Weed In The Corniest Way Possible

With lawsuits and e. Coli outbreaks ruining Chipotle’s mood over the last year, at least their social media team is still given room to have a good time.

Chipotle Tweeted out a question Tuesday, asking its fans, “How many burritos?” in a poll question. The two options were 69, or 420. The 69, of course refers to the sexual act, while 420 refers to the marijuana-based holiday observed by, well, anyone who smokes.

Clever? Not even a little bit.

Childish? Sure. This makes it look like their interns are 12-year-old stoners who draw that weird, pointy “s” on their notebooks.

But if Chipotle can’t be chill and fun on Twitter, then they’ve admitted defeat, and they’ve taken enough “L’s” lately.

It was an incredibly corny Tweet, but at least no one got food poisoning from it.

h/t fwf


The Craziest Tweets on Taco Bell’s Cool Ranch DLT


Yes, the Cool Ranch DLT has finally (well, officially) dropped. Now masses can feast on its delicious shell made from Doritos Cool Ranch chips and experience the joy of beef, sour cream, shredded lettuce, cheese and cool ranch all coming together in one incredible hot mess.

Of course, fans of the new shelled phenomenon couldn’t help but taking to twitter to express their ecstasy. Here are our favorite tweets of the bunch:


North Korea: You Mad?


Married Life


Better than babies being cured.


It’s Facebook Official


Not even horse meat can come between us.


Dream Big


Apples & Oranges, Son


The next frontier?



The Best Angry Tweets on the New Watered-Down Maker’s Mark

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The announcement of Maker’s Mark watering down from 45% Alcohol by Volume (ABV) to 42% — 90 proof to 84 proof — sent bourbon purists into a flurry of anger over the 3% drop. While the company’s decision was made in order to meet increased consumer demand without having to raise prices, that didn’t stop people from taking to the internet in a fit of twitter outrage. Below, we pick our favorite cheeky commentators crying over spilled whisky.




Jack would never do that!

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H/T @SalStammetti


60% of the time, it works every time.


H/T @jwherrman


Bring back the SHEEN.


H/T @PerryJerish


The Trooper:


H/T @aawayne


Coors Light, Maker’s Mark, now two of the same, apparently.

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H/T @michaelkosta


In other news . . .


H/T @PatriciaHeaton


In the end, remember folks, it’s still booze.


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