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Tracy Morgan’s Obsession With School Lunch Can Get A Little Raunchy

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School lunches weren’t always the tastiest options growing up. Highly processed meats with unpleasant-looking lumps of starch or vegetables left them with a lot to be desired. They weren’t something that I enjoyed or wanted to eat more of after getting out of high school.

Actor Tracy Morgan, however, must’ve grown up in a school with great lunches. In an interview with Bon Appetit to promote his now-released movie “Fist Fight,” the actor revealed his true love for school lunch food.

Morgan did admit that there were days that he didn’t enjoy them as much, such as when the school served noodles without cheese. However, he was all about the fish patties, burgers, chocolate milk, and tater tots that we would usually associate with school lunches.

In fact, he’s never actually stopped eating school lunches on a weekly basis, and his love of school lunches appears to have gone to the next level since his school days.

“Listen, I’m a married man. I’m 48 years old. And there’s a day every week where my wife fixes school lunch for dinner. That consists of tater tots, fish fillet with cheese, chocolate milks. When we have school lunch days, me and my wife, we role play. […] She puts on the school lunch lady outfit, the hairnet and everything, and then we role play. I’m the student. I love school lunch so much. Monday, every week, my wife fixes school lunch for dinner. “

Alright then, Tracy Morgan. If you’re obsessed enough with school lunches that your wife will cook them for you once a week and have some fun in the process, then go for it. No judging here.

Apparently, the two of them have been going through this weekly routine for about ten years now, so it’s clear that Tracy Morgan has a deep love for school lunches. Probably near the level that he loves his wife, based on the interview.

It’s a great trade-off for the couple: he gets the food he loves, she gets some love from him.

Hey, food is one of the things that brings people closer together. In this case, it literally does.

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Hit-Or-Miss

8 Awesome Food Habits Tracy Morgan Just Revealed to the World

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Tracy Morgan stopped by Reddit today for a little heart to heart. The occasion? His new spot on Comedy Central, Bona Fide, and his new stand up tour Turn It Funny. But enough about that, you came here to read about his undying love for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and how good women make lasagna with six different cheeses.

Also, creamy peanut butter > chunky peanut butter. Because Tracy Morgan said so.

 

If Tracy Morgan had to pick between a waffle or a pizza, he’d pick a waffle pizza. He must read Foodbeast.

 

His favorite food to eat is the Big Mac.

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Tracy agrees that good women make lasagna with six different cheeses

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He wants us to know that poor Uncle Jemima’s syrup never made it on shelves… but damn was it “buttery.”

 

 His favorite pop-tart flavor is #chocolatechocolatechocolate

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Tracy Morgan will not tell you where to get his favorite pizza.

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Tracy Morgan agrees with Foodbeast that creamy peanut butter will — and will always be — better than chunky.

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He’s eating filet mignon with spinach for dinner tonight. Because he’s Tracy fucking Morgan.

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Packaged Food

New Spicy Buffalo Wheat Thins, Tracy Morgan to Promote

Wheat Thins has tapped actor and comedian Tracy Morgan of 30 Rock fame to to star in the snack company’s latest campaign to promote the new Spicy Buffalo Wheat Thins. In the commercial, Tracy Morgan is seen chomping on the new Thins amidst room of his pet gerbils. Oh yeah, he’s wearing a one-piece pajama, because, what else would Tracy Morgan be wearing if he was at home, not giving a rat’s ass?

The new Spicy Buffalo Wheat Thins carry a light kick, taste good, and are even acceptable if you’re not a huge fan buffalo flavor. Don’t let “spicy” deter you, each crisp has very light notes of buffalo sauce and even lighter semblances of spiciness.

Here is Tracy Morgan, a floor full of gerbils, and a pretty awesome onesie: