Bendy Mr. Bacon bends, bends, bends and bends some more. This flexible toy is the best companion for any meat lover. Is there anything bacon can’t do? ($4.99 @ Think Geek)
Love sushi? Love sushi so much that you could sleep with it? Well now your bizarre dream is one step closer to becoming reality! Plush Sushi is on sale at ThinkGeek.com. Tuna, Shrimp, Salmon Roe and even Ginger and Wasabi plushes are available individually or as a complete set from the website. Each one of these faux fish delicacies are approximately 8 inches in length, depending on the sushi piece and makes for a fun little gift for any sushi enthusiast. Be quick though, they won’t be on sale forever! ($6.99 – $22.99 @ ThinkGeek)
This is a must-have for anyone that works in a fun office environment. I’m going to show up at Foodbeast HQ and shoot Elie with fifty marshmallows from over thirty feet away. All I have to do is pull back the knob, release and repeat and he will be showered in a ton of fluffy ‘mallows. The magazines are dishwasher safe in case of a chamber jam and if you think about it, getting hurt from a marshmallow is pretty much impossible, so aim for the head! (Thx Coolmaterial) (Source: Hammacher)
Hopes, dreams and magic all in one can-Canned Unicorn Meat! The unicorn truly is a magically creature that once only existed in childhood fairy tales. Now, you can have your own dead unicorn. So, there really isn’t any unicorn meat in here (I’m sorry), but you do get a dismembered unicorn toy! I can deal with that compensation. (Thx ThinkGeek)
2 foot high ice cream cone? Check. Visible in the dark? Check. I just read you my bucket list, and it was covered all through this item. The Ice Cream Lamp is a 2 foot high jumbo plastic lamp that is available for $48 at FredFlare. These things are super limited, so do what you will!