This Giant Pizza Beach Towel Will Keep You Dry and Onlookers Wet


When spending a day at the beach, one of the slightly minor annoyances is having to look for your towel spot after wandering too far away. So imagine if all you have to look for is a giant pepperoni pizza.

Pizza Towels has released a new beach variant for fans to enjoy. The new 4 foot, 11-inch beach and bath towel is pretty much a giant replica of a pizza. Made with a customized pepperoni print, the oversized circular towel will definitely turn a few heads when you’re at the beach.

If a giant pizza towel doesn’t sound awesome enough, the entire thing arrives in a pizza box.

The towel is available at Pizza Towels for $50. Definitely makes for a great gift.


Origami Towel Folds Into the Shape of a Goosepimply Chicken


For those days when you can’t decide whether you want to dry your dishes or fold some origami, the creative masterminds at Alt Group have devised a solution: a tea towel that can be folded into the shape of (wait for it . . . . . .) a raw chicken.

Taxi shared the creation, which comes printed with intricate origami-like folding instructions. The cotton towel (pale pink in color, completing the look of a goosepimply, bald bird body) was designed specifically for a Fisher and Paykel sales conference, so it’s not available for purchase. But origami nerds and extreme chicken fans take heart—with some relatively simple instructions, any towel can be folded into the shape of a chicken.

In the long line of awesomely useless kitchen accessories, the raw chicken tea towel is just one more thing you didn’t know you needed. You’re welcome.

H/T + PicThx Taxi


Sundae Towel Treat

Now I’m sure that these towels come arranged just like this — enticing and delicious-looking. I feel, however, that the moment you remove the towel from their carefully placed position, they will never ever look that good again. If I took out one of these towels for use and tried to arrange it back in it’s original place, it’d look like a muddled pile of sadness rather than a delicious dessert treat. Folding towels simply isn’t my calling.

My lack of turn-down service skills aside, these adorable faux desserts arrangements are actually comprised of a 12″ x 12″ and a 8″ x 8″ wash cloth and come in Chocolate, Strawberry and Vanilla color schemes.

($7 @ Neatoshop)