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Feedback: The Top User Comments Of The Week

Welcome back to our Foodbeast “Feedback” series, where we look for your best Facebook comments and acknowledged the fantastic commentary y’all added to the posts we throw up.

Last week, readers had no mercy on this Drake look-a-like and Domino’s drone testing. This week y’all spoke your mind on a McChicken molester, and a poor guy who couldn’t handle the world’s spiciest ramen.

You guys continue to prove your depth of wit and savagery, and we appreciate that you read our stories and give us your two cents.

Now without further ado, here are the best user comments of the week:

“Well, that went exactly like I thought it would. Brb gonna go pour bleach in my eyes.” -Miss Bea Haven


STORY: Chicken Lover Tweeted Himself Having Sex With A McChicken

Same. Totally wish I hadn’t seen that video. The image is forever penetrated into my head. Ah! Totally regret that last sentence.


“In a world filled with kale smoothies, cricket hamburgers, vegetarian bacon, tofu chicken, cauliflower pizza and vegans waiting around every corner to shove lettuce down your throat, I am glad to know that arby’s got my back.” -Maxime Raats


Story: Arby’s Just Added Buttermilk Chicken Sandwich Options To Their Menu

Never thought about it that way. Shout out to Arby’s for always keeping things meaty.

“Wait till it comes out the other end” – Justin Gresham

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STORY: Watch This Dude Freak Out After Eating World’s Spiciest ‘Death’ Ramen

We can only imagine the Satanic penetration the poor man had to endure from his fiery backside.

” I would drink this, and I would smear it all over my face, then chase you around trying to wipe it on you and blame it on the sugar rush. You have been warned.” -Pamela Wright

VIDEO: Harry Potter Butterbeer Recipe

Pamela didn’t tag anyone, so I guess she was talking directly to us. Bring it. Wouldn’t be the first time we’ve been chased by drunk weirdos.

“Well now I am convinced he was lit when he spoke on stage.” – Alexandra Koeberer-Manti

Story: Kanye Has Henny And Grey Goose Lemonade Slushie Machines Backstage

It’s hard to understand Kanye’s commentary, as his mind is operating at a different level than most others, but I doubt Henny Slushes are the culprit. Steve Jobs was often hard to understand, as well as Walt Disney. It’s the curse of being a genius.


“As someone who has had their food stolen by someone at the McDs drive thru, with a car full of hungry kids, I really hope this guy burns in the hottest part of hell.” – Jessica Hulett

STORY:This Shady McDonald’s Hack Lets You Get A Free Meal At The Drive-Thru

We feel you, Jess. This dude’s a major scumbag, and whoever stole your food is even scummier.

“That’s an insult to real innovative Chef boy R G’s in the Chain gang.
Even I can make a better cake than that with a Klondike bar on the top & sing U happy bday.” – Ramiro King Rios


VIDEO: How To Make A Chocolate Cake Like a Prisoner

We tried our best. No disrespect to the homies in the yard. We can appreciate that you’d sing for us, though.

“He’s wearing more than 2 chains???? WTF?! Im so confused now.” -Mike Pappas

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STORY:Watch 2Chainz Eat $500 Popcorn

Oh, damn, totally didn’t notice that! This is why I have trust issues. If 2Chainz can’t even keep things honest, who the hell can we trust!?