‘Attack on Titan’-Inspired Plum Wine Won’t Make You an Evil Man-Eating Giant, Hopefully


Attack on Titan is the critically and commercially acclaimed dystopian anime series which follows a ragtag group of human teenagers and their attempt to protect their homeland from giant, man-eating creatures called Titans. Haunting, dark, and visceral, the show is also incredibly gory — the animated antithesis of freshly baked cookies and bear hugs.

It’s also now apparently a drink.

Distilled using plums from Titan writer Hajime Isayama’s hometown, the new limited-edition Attack on Titan plum juices and wines come in six different varieties, each inspired by a different AoT teen. Of course, as one Kotaku commenter noted, human-shaped bottles with twist-off heads would’ve been so much more fitting (read: sadistic and gruesome). But maybe it’s best we don’t all transform into drunken, brainless, man-eating monsters. Just saying.


Attack on Titan Plum Wine Set: three 500 ml bottles for $63; juice set: three 180 ml bottles for $18 @ Hibikinosato

H/T + Picthx Nerdalicious

Fast Food

Erbert & Gerbert’s Roll Out New Sandwich Line

Erbert & Gerbert's New Sandwiches Subs

Erbert & Gerbert‘s a popular sandwich chain in Minnesota and Wisconsin, has announced a new ‘Signature’ sandwich line with 5 new offerings. From top left counterclockwise the new sandwiches include the Titan, Spartan, Pompeii, Erupter and Quattro.

Titan: Turkey Breast, Tomato, Lettuce, Sun Dried-Tomato, Provolone Cheese, Cucumber, Pesto Mayo (yum) – 640 Calories, 230 Fat Calories

Spartan: Peppadew Mustard, Chicken Breast, Tomato, Lettuce, Hellman’s Mayo, Cheddar Cheese, Cherrywood Smoked Bacon (double yum) – 640 Calories, 250 Fat Calories

Pompeii: Chicken Salad, Sweet Chili Sauce, Celery, Cherrywood Smoked Bacon, Onion, Tomato, Lettuce Sprouts – 760 Calories, 300 Fat Calories

Quattro: Cranberry Wasabi (what?!), Chicken Breast, Cucumber, Hellman’s Mayo, Lettuce, Cheddar Cheese, Cherrywood Smoked Bacon – 650 Calories, 250 Fat Calories

Erupter (FOODBEAST approved name)Buffalo Chicken Salad, Celery, Lettuce, Tomato, Hellman’s Mayo, Onion, Bleu Cheese Dressing – 830 Calories, 370 Fat Calories

Have any FOODBEASTS tried Erbert & Gerbert‘s? What do you think of their sandwiches and this new sandwich line?