Fast Food Humor

KFC Created A Sexy Romance Novel You Can Download For Free On Amazon

There’s nothing sexier than fried chicken. Let’s get that straight. We could be on the red carpet with glamorous models and movie stars alike, and our eyes will wander to the nearest bucket of extra crispy every time.

Kentucky Fried Chicken is taking that very appeal and dipping their juicy drumsticks into the world of steamy romance novels with their first-ever novella: Tender Wings of Desire.

Let that finger-licking concept simmer in your taste buds for a moment.

Here’s an official description of the book, as if your interest wasn’t piqued already:

When Lady Madeline Parker runs away from Parker Manor and a loveless betrothal, she finally feels like she is in control of her life. But what happens when she realizes she can’t control how she feels? When she finds herself swept into the arms of Harland, a handsome sailor with a mysterious past, Madeline realizes she must choose between a life of order and a man of passion. Can love overcome lies? What happens in the embrace of destiny, on the Tender Wings of Desire?

Fried chicken? Love? The Colonel as a sexy sailor? This book seems to have it all.

If you’re interested, the novella is available on Amazon, where it can be downloaded freely for Kindle users. According to Bustle, 100 fans will be surprised with hard copies of the book through the KFC Facebook page.


Recipe: Croissant Steak Sandwiches

There isn’t much to say about a sandwich like this, because if you’ve never tried one then you haven’t lived. Tender steak strips, caramelized onions, mushrooms and arugula all paired together with horseradish mayonnaise and in this case on a crisp croissant. This combination of ingredients make possibly one of my favorite sandwiches ever, which is why I left the recipe for you after the jump. Get it done people, you won’t be disappointed. (Thx DW&D)