If skewers and sharp sticks aren’t doing the trick during your camping and grilling endeavors, the Swashbuckling BBQ Sword might be your savior. The heavy-guage, stainless steel double-pronged skewer is 19 inches long and swings with an easy-grip wood handle with metal hand-shield.
For those curious about the utility the weapon/cooking aid? In the product’s not-so-humble description, we are reminded that with the Swashbuckling BBQ Sword in hand, no longer will we have to choose between dueling an enemy, or roasting the perfect weenie. You can now accept the challenge head on. ($24.99 @ ThinkGeek)