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Jack in the Box: Jack Box Crash Update #5

In the latest series of updates from the Jack Box bus crash tragedy, we receive a video update from one of Jack’s nurses, another update from Jack’s doctor and his usage of a hot glue gun during the operation, and above is an image from an upcoming television ad spot that will further the narrative.  Things aren’t looking to bright for our dear friend Jack Box. See the latest video after jump:

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Denny's: Free Grandslam Giveaway Aftermath

Poor economy? Check. One of the country’s premiere breakfast restaurants giving away a free breakfast with no strings attached? Check. Poor economy? Check. Place an ad during the Super Bowl advertising this giveaway? Check. Lines wrapping around every available Denny’s as people try to get their free grub on? Check. Check. Check. Denny’s reported that over 2 million Grand Slam meals were shelled out today. To put that into perspective, they usually move about 12.5 million Grand Slam units annually. Eat on America! (Thx OCRegister)

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Jack in the Box: Jack Box Bus Crash Update #3

As promised, we would keep you updated on Jack’s condition after his Superbowl Day bus crash. In this video, the bus driver who apparently crashed into Jack is quickly interviewed directly following the crash. Make sure to stay up to date with our previous articles. We will keep you up to speed…why not, this is one of the funnest ad promotions in a long time! Jack Box is in our prayers…

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Jack in the Box: Jack Dies Aftermath

Yesterday we reported on Jack getting hit by a bus during a Superbowl Commercial. Today we bring you the press conference material Jack in the Box has released, and the actual commercial that depicts Jack getting hit. Also, keep reading for more video information that has been made public regarding his condition, witnesses, etc. We will keep you posted as more news becomes available to us. Viewer discretion is advised:

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Gatorade: Super Bowl Champ Bottles

In preparation for Super Bowl XLIII, Gatorade had produced commemorative “Champs” bottles for the winning team, utilizing Gatorade’s new “G” logo. Looks like the Cardinal’s version will never see the light of day, as for the Steeler’s version, it will be produced and limited to 45 bottles. Good luck getting your hands on one! (Thx TheDieLine)

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Jack in the Box: Jack Dies?

Jack in the Box is truly ridiculous. Ever since the inception of their mascot Jack (and “founder” and “CEO”) to revitalize Jack in the Box’s image and menu, Jack in the Box has been climbing its way to the top of the fast food game. In a sudden turn of events, during today’s Superbowl advertising frenzy, we witnessed a commercial where Jack gets hit by a bus…and lies lifeless in the middle of a busy street. Is he dead? Will he get better? Jack in the Box has set up a neat new website where you can sign up to Jack’s Twitter and Facebook pages to get updates on his medical condition. Hang in there Jack!

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Super Sexy PETA Banned Superbowl Ad

This PETA commercial, which states that eating more veggies will result in better sex, will not see the light of day during Superbowl XLIII. Watch where you stick that asparagus my friends, because it may not be network-safe. Just sayin’.

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Superbowl Snack Food Stadium

The crazy FoodBeasts over at HolyTaco have put together this amazing Snack Food Stadium for the big game coming up! This stadium encompasses all the major food items for a perfect game, including guacamole grass, cheese and salsa end zones, Chex Mix fans, Vienna Sausage players, Twinkies Stands, Slim Jim goal posts and cheese player helmets. If you’re interested in the logistics, they put up the entire recipe with detailed pictures on their website!