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Burger King’s Response To The Miss Universe Fiasco Was Pretty Savage


This past Sunday, the world watched as the wrong winner was mistakenly announced at the conclusion of the Miss Universe pageant. Host Steve Harvey had read the wrong name and named 1st runner up Miss Colombia the winner, when it was Miss Philippines who won the title. Burger King tweeted a hilarious response to the whole fiasco.

The fast food chain posted Monday a photo of their cardboard crown being placed on someone’s head along with the caption: At BK everyone gets to keep their crown.

Pretty brutal, Burger King. Check out the original video from the competition. Ariadna Gutierrez Arevalo, Miss Colombia, had the honor of wearing the crown for a whole FOUR MINUTES before it was removed from her head. It was then placed on Miss Philippines’, Pia Alonzo Wurzbach, head.


Kinky: This Woman Thinks About Popeye’s Chicken to Achieve Orgasm


“I’m clucking, I’m clucking!”

Too much?

In an upcoming “Is it Weird?” episode of the Steve Harvey show, a woman named Christina will share a fetish of hers that everyone probably has but no one is willing to admit: Food.

In fact, when her man’s moves in the bedroom just don’t cut it, imagining her favorite piece of Popeye’s Spicy chicken is enough to get her off.

In the preview clip below, Christina describes what I can only imagine to be a typical night’s pre-schlicking routine:

“I look up cheesecakes and cupcakes . . . And the strawberry shortcakes with the juicy cherries on top . . .” And somewhere between all the fluffy mounds of white cream and gooey sweet liquid, Christina’s excitement just builds up and up until – well, you see where this is going.

In any case, the interview snippet is mostly harmless, unless you’re like Christina and the merest thought of food gets you all hot and bothered, like when she starts chanting “Popeye Spicy” to herself and suddenly you’re imagining peeling away those delicious strips of skin and letting the chicken juices just swirl around your mouth . . . Ahem.

H/T + PicThx Gizmodo