A Retching Squirrel Gravy Boat, To Remind You Not to Eat Too Much at Thanksgiving

If you’re among the 2% of people still trying to eat healthy during the holiday season, you may be in luck, so long as you can get a hold of one of these spectacular Retching Squirrel Gravy Boats. 

After all, I’m not sure how anyone can still want to eat anything after watching a glossy brown rodent spew all its glorious innards all over your holiday turkey and tots.

On second thought, it might be better just to rack these bad boys up and use them in front of all your annoying relatives. Aw I’m sorry Auntie May, I’d be happy to take that yucky, pukey, oven-roasty turkey off your hands. No, really, I insist.

‘Tis the season.

[Photo by Michael Tyznik, via Laughing Squid]


Squirrel Nut Kabob

There’s no way this squirrel got this kabob put together himself. I am adamant in my stance that someone put it together, and put it into his cute little paws for a proper photograph. Seriously, there’s absolutely no way a squirrel could go to the store, by a metallic skewer, and so effortlessly insert it into a row of five un-shelled peanuts, only to sit in front of a paparazzo to get his picture taken.

Maybe I’m just reading into it too much. Maybe they sell skewers of nuts in the park now. I don’t know. I haven’t been to a park in awhile. Or had my second glass of wine for breakfast yet. (Via RainbowCrab/BuzzFeed)


Squirrel Melts: ‘You Must Try Them’

It’s really hard to tell if this is a total joke or if this lady is dead serious. Maybe this was aired on some independent channel, or I’m just really gullible. Either way, it may seem gross, but for some reason I would definitely try a squirrel melt. Especially if she toasted that thing up on an English muffin. Would you?