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Bacon Body Wash is the Closest Thing We’ll Get to Bacon Showers

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Let’s be honest, bacon lovers. How many of you out there have ever wondered what it would feel like to shower in bacon glory? The feeling of pork grease on your skin as you lather, rinse and repeat.

While that sounds incredible impractical, one can dream.

Well, thanks to this Bacon-Scented Body Wash, we just got that much closer to making that dream a reality. While it’s not as delicious as showering in bona fide bacon, it will leave you smelling like you did. Imagine bringing it to the gym after a good workout and walking past all the people on treadmills, letting them get a good whiff.

Although I feel like I don’t need to mention this, I probably should: Do not eat the soap. You should never eat soap, no matter how delicious it smells.

Bacon Body Wash, $5 at McPhee 

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Beer Shower Koozie is Perfect for Drinkers with Separation Anxiety

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If you’ve ever had a long day, just wanted to pop open a cold one and take a hot shower, it’s now possible to raise your efficiency by doing both at the same time.

The Shakoolie koozie makes sure you never have to feel that pain of leaving your beer can behind when you have to step into the shower.

The makers of the Shakoolie “Guarantee a better shower beer,” and channeled their inner MacGruber by combining a suction cup, a foam koozie and industrial grade Velcro that when put together, transform into man’s greatest creation. In other words, a beer-can-holding, shower-tile-hugging gift that keeps on giving.

Not only does it let you drink and shower like a multitasking champ, but it also keeps your booze cold. So much win.

Alright, it’s not exactly a high-tech contraption, but you gotta love innovation for problems we didn’t know we had.

Shakoolie + Launch Pad $10 @Shakoolie

H/T + PicThx Shakoolie

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Lather Up with Urinal Mint, Bacon, Beer & Popcorn Soap

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Introducing: ManHands soap — which comes in so-called “manly” scents like brewed coffee, beer, red wine, buttered popcorn, margaritas, and bacon. (There’s also the less-appetizing Baseball Glove, Cash, Top Soil, Urinal Mint, Muscle Rub, Bonfire Cannabis, Cedar Log Cabin, Fresh Cut Grass, Nag Champa Incense, Obsession Cologne, Republican, and Democrat.)

Exotic perfumes and expensive colognes don’t impress everyone. For some, the aroma of favorite food or drink might be more effectively enticing. After all, what better what to impress your food-loving partner than to arrive on your Valentine’s Day date smelling like a bouquet of fresh roses freshly-popped, buttery popcorn?

Maybe your beau isn’t really into musk and magnolias — but margaritas really do it for him. Or perhaps your wine connoisseur girlfriend would much prefer that you reek of Bordeaux than body odor.

While these inventive, interesting-smelling soaps might be geared towards gentlemen, we’re sure that more than just a few lovely ladies would like to leave their showers smelling like bacon (yeah, it’s becoming a religion) or buttered popcorn.

Despite the fact that the company is strangely insistent that “Guys should be using Man Soap,” we’d like to issue a kind reminder: Don’t leave the girls out, ManHands!

Man Hands Man Soap $7 @Gadgets & Gear

H/T Laughing Squid

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Dogfish Head Beer Soap

For some reason anything with the name of Dogfish Head in the form of soap including beer does not sound clean to me. But apparently this soap is made with 90 Minute IPA, ground hops, and barley. It also contains oils of palm, coconut, rice bran and olive, and essential oils of lavender, rosemary, and fir. Wonderfully aromatic and lightly exfoliating. (Thx Dogfish)