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This Bar Serves A ‘Ring Of Fire’ Shot That Will Burn Your Insides

Imagine taking the worst parts of Napoleon Bonoparte (his mentality, face and violent legacy) and the worst parts of Hitler (his mentality, moustache\face and violent legacy) and combining the two to create one super shitty person. If the Ring of Fire shot was a person, it would be Napodolf Hitlaparte.

I’ve been scouring the globe (aka Orange County) looking for the worst shot of alcohol the world has ever known. So far, none have made me vomit on the spot, and I feel like the worst shot of all time should be bad enough to make that happen, right?

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I walked into a bar in Long Beach, CA called Ashley’s On 4th. There were two or three people seated on stools, and no one near the pool tables or dartboard. My kind of day-time emptiness. We walk up to perform the traditional meet and greet with our bartender, Courtney.

She mentions an old douchey guy that tried to impress a bunch of girls in the bar by purchasing the Ring of Fire for them. Suffice it to say, old man pervy balls went home alone that night.

After flooding our ears with terrible stories about this shot, Courtney begins cheerily pouring the Fireball into the shot glasses, and had no qualms with blatantly filling that shit to the top. I’m normally never one to complain about getting every bang for your buck, but this is one buck I’d rather not bang.

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Courtney fills our glasses and my mouth instantly begins salivating, but in a bad way, in a “here’s some saliva to coat your mouth with so you can taste as little of this hot shit garbage as possible.” She calmly grabs a bottle of red Tabasco sauce and begins all-too-generously dumping it in each of our shot glasses, shaking the bottle like a cartoon criminal shaking a victim upside down by the legs until all of their gold coins fall out of their pockets.

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She slides the shot over to us, we cheers, and down the hatch they go. Almost immediately my body goes into vomit mode. My face muscles move involuntarily and begin cringing on their own. I get an immediate urge to sit on the ground and I have no idea why. I guess being closer to the floor makes me feel safer, and yes, this shot was so bad that my body instinctively reacted by activating its safety protocol. That’s about the time I fell to the floor and hugged my knees like a father hugs his estranged prodigal son. Tightly and shrouded in emotion.

At this point, I can hear Hayley talking to me, but my brain struggles to process and comprehend what she’s saying because I’m concurrently trying to quell the evil spirits (pun intended) being harbored in my mouth and throat.

While not the worst shot I’ve had so far (see the “shoot the dog” shot from two weeks ago), it came at the end of the day after I’ve already had a bunch of other shitty shots, so it settled in a particular troubling part of my stomach. Still, I kept it all inside. So far that’s eleven poop shots I’ve taken so far, and none have bested me.

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Sean – 11

Shots – 0

Bring the muthafuckin’ noise, bartenders.

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Worst Shots Ever: This ‘Shoot The Dog’ Is DEFINITELY The Worst So Far

I recently attended my cousin’s 21st birthday, and this little asshole casserole was being fed froofy ass shots like a Buttery Nipple and a Redheaded Slut, and he was loving it. I stepped in to rock that little slut’s face off with some manly man shots, and that’s when I realized that the only two shitty shots I knew were the Gorilla Fart and the Four Horsemen. Right in that moment is when I decided to travel from bar to bar, trying to learn what exactly were…

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On our trek to discover the worst shots ever, Hayley and I made the horrible mistake of walking into Dogz Bar and Grill. While our bartender Jamie was nothing short of a sweetheart, the drink she made for us was whispering the devil’s prayer and peeling the paint off the walls. Ok, none of that actually happened, but it was damn close.

Although the shot itself doesn’t ring in a cavalcade of ingredients, the few it does have were enough to make Hayley jump out of her skin, bless her heart. I considered what it would be like to actually shoot a dog, and I came to the conclusion that the shot was an only slighter better option. Out of all the shots I’ve taken already, I urge you tough guys out there to head to Long Beach and try this one. You WILL regret it.

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Why You Should Never Take A Shot Called The Spicy Redhead [WATCH]

I recently attended my cousin’s 21st birthday, and this little asshole casserole was being fed froofy ass shots like a Buttery Nipple and a Redheaded Slut, and he was loving it. I stepped in to rock that little slut’s face off with some manly man shots, and that’s when I realized that the only two shitty shots I knew were the Gorilla Fart and the Four Horsemen. Right in that moment is when I decided to travel from bar to bar, trying to learn what exactly were…

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Hayley and I ended our inaugural run of the show with three shots at Rudy’s Pub & Grill. Not because that place is particularly special or anything (although they do have an awesome atmosphere for football on Sundays), but because our awesome bartender Jenn happened to know three terrible shots to make for us.

Our last shot of the day was the aptly named Spicy Redhead. By this time, Hayley and I were hammered and very few things were making sense to me. Above all else, I was shocked that I hadn’t vomited, and not from the number of shots we drank, because I can drink a lot, I’m very powerful. No, I was surprised we didn’t vomit because of the types of shots we were taking. They were all awful. With that being said, I still believe the worst shot ever is out there, and dammit I intend to find it.

 

Photo Credit: Daily Mail 

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This Is How We Learned What An ‘Abortion Shot’ Was

I recently attended my cousin’s 21st birthday, and this little asshole casserole was being fed froofy ass shots like a Buttery Nipple and a Redheaded Slut, and he was loving it. I stepped in to rock that little slut’s face off with some manly man shots, and that’s when I realized that the only two shitty shots I knew were the Gorilla Fart and the Four Horsemen. Right in that moment is when I decided to travel from bar to bar, trying to learn what exactly were…

The Worst Shots Ever

At this point in the day, Hayley and I are already five shots and a couple of beers deep. We make our way over to Rudy’s Pub & Grill to keep the dream alive, and continue seeking out the worst shot of all time. So far we’ve found some pretty horrible shots, but this next shot might actually take the cake, considering it’s called the “Abortion Shot.”

Jen, our lively and enthusiastic bartender, made sure to make our lives hell to the greatest extent of her ability. She knew three horrible shots, so the Abortion Shot was the first of the trio. Although it only tasted marginally awful, the texture in my mouth combined with my pondering the name was enough to bring me ridiculously close to puking.

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This Bar Made Us Try A ‘Tetanus Shot,’ One Of The Worst Shots Ever

I recently attended my cousin’s 21st birthday, and this little asshole casserole was being fed froofy ass shots like a Buttery Nipple and a Redheaded Slut, and he was loving it. I stepped in to rock that little slut’s face off with some manly man shots, and that’s when I realized that the only two shitty shots I knew were the Gorilla Fart and the Four Horsemen. Right in that moment is when I decided to travel from bar to bar, trying to learn what exactly were…

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Hayley and I made our way to a popular bar amongst locals called Blackie’s in Newport Beach, CA, to try out what they think is the worst shot ever: a concoction called the Tetanus Shot. Alaina, our lovely bartender, was sure to make us squeal just watching her throw this hot garbage together.

According to Alaina, this shot is a sort of inaugural shot for anybody that is inducted into a tight-knit group of drinkers called the Rusty Hooks. Although Hayley and I weren’t nearly cool enough to become new members, we were still “honored” to suck this bad boy down our gullets. It was hard to do, but then again, we’re pretty hard. Check out how it all played out.

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The Worst Shots Ever: The Muff Diver/Blowjob Shot

I recently attended my cousin’s 21st birthday, and this little asshole casserole was being fed froofy ass shots like a Buttery Nipple and a Redheaded Slut, and he was loving it. I stepped in to rock that little slut’s face off with some manly man shots, and that’s when I realized that the only two shitty shots I knew were the Gorilla Fart and the Four Horsemen. Right in that moment is when I decided to travel from bar to bar, trying to learn what exactly were…

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At Stag Bar + Kitchen, Hayley and I met Bree, a delightful young bartender that was happy to help us in our quest to molest our livers with liquors. The shots we received may not have been totally disgusting, but what they lacked in shitty flavor they made up for with embarrassment, as we had to take them in public. Putting a fake penis in your mouth in front of everyone there could scar a lesser person; thankfully Hayles and I are a couple o’ tough guys.

Bree gave me and Hayley the Muff Diver and the Blowjob Shot, respectively. Hayley thought it would be really funny to watch me take the Blowjob Shot, but I assured her that, alas, I would not laugh. Bree also put a fun little twist to what our shots traditionally look like, specifically Hayley’s drink. Check out how our shenanigans played out below.

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The Worst Shots Ever: The Uncle Harry

I recently attended my cousin’s 21st birthday, and this little asshole casserole was being fed froofy ass shots like a Buttery Nipple and a Redheaded Slut, and he was loving it. I stepped in to rock that little slut’s face off with some manly man shots, and that’s when I realized that the only two shitty shots I knew were the Gorilla Fart and the Four Horsemen. Right in that moment is when I decided to travel from bar to bar, trying to learn what exactly were…

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For the second episode on our new show The Worst Shots Ever, my partner Hayley and I try an abomination of a drink called “The Uncle Harry.” Is it any good? I doubt it. I mean, it’s called a friggin’ “Uncle Harry,” I don’t think anyone expects it to taste any better than ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.

The bar, Balboa Saloon, is run by an eccentric weirdo that seems to be perpetually sweating. His name is Jeff, but he signed our release form with the name “T-Rex,” so I don’t really know how mentally sound he is. I’ve been to that bar at least 12 times and he never remembers my pretty face, so something is clearly going on in that dome of his.

Either way, the shot he gave me is not only (and quite possibly) the worst shot I’ve ever had, it also has the most ingredients I’ve ever seen in a shot. Check out the new episode below!

 

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This Fireball S’mores Shot Brings The Campfire Straight To You

As a society, and especially as of late, we’ve been trying to find ways to make our alcohol sweeter (Fireball Whiskey, Pinnacle Cotton Candy Vodka, etc.). Well, human ingenuity and the desire to get drunk have joined forces again with this newest creation, the Fireball S’mores shot.

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The sweet drinkers over at Delish have made it clear that this shot will incite vivid daydreams of nostalgic childhood memories spent around campfires, bonfires, brushfires, virtually anything that ends in fire. Hell, one whiff of this could convince soldiers on opposing sides to end the crossfire and have a drink together during the ceasefire!

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The shot is made by caking the rim of the shotglass with melted marshmallows or a marshmallow cream, then you “salt” the rim with crushed up graham crackers. Finally, the actual shot itself is created by blending two parts chocolate liqueur, one part vanilla Schnapp’s, then the most intriguing part of the shot, the Fireball whiskey.

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Of course, this shot is one of those “drink it because it tastes fun” shots, not a “drink it to get drunk” shot. Still, sometimes having fun is more important than getting drunk. Sometimes.

You can find the exact recipe for the shot here.

 

via Delish