There are a lot of people out there who claim to “love” pizza. However, these basic fans don’t know how to commit to pizza. You, on the other hand, want to live and breathe pizza, not just eat it. And you’re not alone! A few visually talented people clearly in lifelong pizza relationships created seven ways to keep your one, true love close to you.
Warm, sticky, garlicky…pizza was made for feet, but wearing these socks is the only time pizza should be on the ground.
Where to buy: $14.99 at Odd Sox
Now, this item is really between you and your pizza, but this is a good option for closeted pizza lovers (looking at you, vegans) who want to show their love without marching in the pizza pride parade.
Where to buy: $5.00 at Target
Who are you gonna trust with your prized belongings? Your hands or your pizza backpack?
Where to buy: $34.99 at Target
Pizza is as classy as you make it. Take your pizza dress out on a date and let it hug your curves. You know, where its sister pizzas went.
Where to buy: $44 at Sourpuss Clothing
For the working professional, nothing says dedication and “I can be trusted with your Excel sheets” like a pizza tie.
Where to buy: $36-45 at Zazzle
On a rainy Saturday, pull on your pizza onesie and binge on Netflix and pizza. Or maybe it’s sunny out and you’re just having a bad day. Rest easy knowing that your onesie has your back. And your legs. And everything else except your feet, hands and the delivery bill.
Where to buy: $129.95 at Beloved
At the end of a long day, everyone just wants to fall into the loving folds of their pizza. These sheets are the ultimate safe space for your body, your feelings, and your late night munchies.
Where to buy: $219.84 at Rage On