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Dude Tries Forcing Pizza Girl To Send Nudes, Gets Brutally ‘Owned’

Delivering pizza sounds pretty stressful, and that’s probably compounded if you’re a woman delivery driver.

Some creep got hold of a Papa John’s delivery girl’s phone number, tried blackmailing her into sending photos of herself, and promptly got shut up by the girl.

Imgur user “dogdogbarkitybark” posted a text message conversation between the two, titling it, “I love being a delivery girl.”

The conversation was immediately awkward, as the guy’s first text was, “Hey babe.” Then it continued to get progressively more creepy, as the dude started proclaiming that she was “wet,” among other things.

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Apparently, the creep got her number because he wasn’t home during the delivery, and she was forced to call him.

The girl eventually shut him down after the guy tried pulling some stupid line about being worried for her since there was an apparent tornado warning. She responded with, “Then don’t order pizza when there’s a tornado warning next time, you dumb cunt.”

After she said that, he threatened to report her if she didn’t send him pictures of herself, to where she literally sent him the definition of blackmail, and how it’s a criminal offense.

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The fuccboi never responded back, as he probably rubbed one out and got over himself.

The girl later said in the post that the she was ultimately upset that she knew the guy was taking photos of her while she was leaning forward to get into her car.

Although it sucks that she had to go trough that in the first place, at least she shut his ass down.

Check out the whole exchange below:

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This Guy Asked For Nudes, Girl Responds Like A Savage Foodie

I can only imagine how difficult it is being a woman who deals with fuccbois that constantly try to request nude photos from them. At some point, I’m sure every girl that has dealt with this has their own way of handling it, but this woman had a pretty comedic way of handling a creep. The best part, is that she ultimately put him on blast for the world to see.

This guy, who is apparently named Alex Kent, dove in head first and said, “I wanna see your body, too.” We can only assume this was after just sending a dick pic, because that’s usually how the order of operations goes.

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Seemingly intrigued, imgur user “leonaloir” asked what body parts he wanted to see.

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She definitely sent what she promised, but it probably wasn’t what young Alex had hoped for.

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Then she got really steamy, offering to “strip” and sending a photo of it.

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If this didn’t get Alex in the mood, I don’t know what would.

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h/t bored panda