Student Allegedly Gave Semen-Laced Cupcake to Classmate

A 16-year-old high school student from Minneapolis who allegedly gave a semen-laced cupcake to one of his classmates on May 9 is under investigation by police.

The boy apparently gave out a few cupcakes that day but only one “supposedly contained semen.” Unfortunately, since the cupcake was ingested by the receiver there is no DNA evidence to actually confirm the allegation. This testosterone driven teenager also threatened to burn down his principal’s house after being suspended for this incident.

Hopefully, this is only an isolated incident and his classmates won’t be traumatized by cupcakes forever. Then again, semen-based recipes aren’t completely frowned upon, are they?