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The Perfect Broncos Troll Cake

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Seattle Butcher Makes ‘Beast Mode’ Sausage with Skittles

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Apparently, the Seattle Seahawk’s running back Marshawn Lynch adores skittles.

So, in honor of Lynch and the Seahawks making it to the Super Bowl, a Seattle butcher has unleashed a Hot Skittles Sausage. Named “Beast Mode,” Blue Max Meats’ Skittles sausage ranks as one of the most inglorious mash ups we’ve seen. The recipe itself, is unabashedly straight-forward:

First, grab several hulking chunks of meat

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Second, grind out the meat spaghetti

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Third, mix in the spices and, yes, a bag full of Skittles

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Finally, MAGIC

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We apologize for any appetites we may have (most likely) ruined.

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Official Response Regarding Seattle Seahawks Beer Cup Size Controversy

First & Goal, Inc., the company responsible for overseeing the Qwest Field operations released a statement regarding the Seattle Seahawks Beer Cup Conspiracy. The response, issued at the height of the videos spread on January 7th, mentioned that the company has seen the YouTube video in question, and indeed discovered that the cups marked 16 oz. actually hold 20 oz. of liquid. Their full response is available after the jump: