Denny’s has a new sausage mascot that really looks more like, well, something else.
The Dennys turd is here with lunch pic.twitter.com/uoqLsi2xzt
— AmericanPropagandist (@ArmyStrang) September 9, 2017
The above photo of the new Denny’s character has gone viral because it literally looks like a piece of poop. Since the original picture went online, nearly everybody has been taking hilarious shots at this “sausage.”
I had this same thought today 🤦🏻♂️ pic.twitter.com/4QVuNpgE6o
— SeanGallimore (@SeanGallimore) September 10, 2017
denny’s new mascot is every guy who tries to date me pic.twitter.com/7tahW6Fqwv
— sassy (@sassyatlaw) September 12, 2017
Wierd he usually only shows up after you finish eating
— Neil Armstrong (@FatMan_OnTheRun) September 10, 2017
Denny’s turd just looks super concerned that you ordered from Denny’s. He’s all “Okay, but I think you’ve made some poor life choices.”
— MikeyTsi (@MikeyTsi) September 10, 2017
Be right back. I gotta go drop a Denny’s mascot.
— Jonathan Taylor (@SDJohnnyT) September 13, 2017
While the sausage mascot is just now gaining internet fame, it’s been around for a hot minute. According to SF Gate, the earliest taken photo of the sausage was dropped in early August. In the past, Denny’s has also had a rather creepy pancake mascot.
It’s unknown as to why Denny’s chose to go with a mascot that really just looks like a turd, but hey, we’re all for the laughs it’s produced so far.