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Saltine Cracker Case for Your iPhone

There’s a lot of nifty iPhone cases out there, but this one is surely a novelty. The Saltine Cracker custom case by Zero Gravity is so realistic that you might have to save your phone from getting thrown into some chowder rather than hitting the floor. Look at the bright side of things, if your phone breaks and smashes into a million pieces…at least you have something to sprinkle onto that lentil soup.

OK, bad joke. We all know no one earnestly eats lentil soup. ($22.50 @ Amazon)

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CRAVING: Saltine Toffee Candy

This Saltine Toffee Candy recipe from Budget Bytes looks amazing. Who doesn’t like chocolate layered over chewy toffee and salted crackers? The ultimate combination for taste bud heaven.

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Lucky 13 Pewter Saltine Cracker

Utilizing technology that was state-of-the-art if you were born around 1913, artist Herbert Hoover has cast these crackers of Pewter and packaged them fresh out of Harlem, New York. For those unfamiliar, Pewter is a malleable metal alloy, according to its Wikipedia article, consisting “traditionally [of] 85-99% tin, with the remainder consisting of copper, antimony, bismuth and lead.

Each cracker comes with a unique serial number that allows you to brandish your collector’s item with a serious prowess and level of pride. You can even boast about Cracker’s whereabouts with the Cracker Tracker blog. In case there was any doubt in your mind, these crackers should not be eaten. ($15 @ Potus31)