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Gather ‘Round the Campfire With a 55,460 Calorie S’more Burger and Side of Red Velvet Onion Rings

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You know that primal fear we all have of going camping and getting lost in the middle of the woods for so long that we lose our basic sense of humanity and ultimately resort to cannibalism?

Well, the next time you go camping, whip up one of these bad boys and you won’t ever have to worry about that again. Well, at least not for a month. (55,460 / 2,000 = ~28. Math, b*tches.) Well, that’s if you’re just eating everything by yourself. Well, and if you don’t die of a heart attack.

In its typical fashion, Epic Meal Time shows us how to make a giant s’mores burger featuring a nutella, marshmallow fluff and chocolate-stuffed beef patty sandwiched between two something-sized graham crackers and all topped with, of course, a healthy helping of booze-infused bacon. And don’t forget about the side of Red Velvet battered onion rings.

You know, I used to wonder how these guys functioned so well after drinking so much, but I’m starting to think that’s the only way they can get through it. Goodness knows there’s no way I’d be able to stomach any of this stuff sober, blech.

H/T + PicThx Nerdalicious

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Red Velvet Battered Onion Rings

The friends over at the Food in My Beard have been on a serious Red Velvet tip as of late. Just a few days ago, we witnessed them encrust entire Chicken Tenders into the delectable cake batter, dubbing the result Red Velvet Battered Chicken Fingers. The recipe calls for a carefully precise recreation of Red Velvet batter in a form that won’t fall apart as soon as it hits the deep fry stage. Meticulous as the process may be, there’s no denying how beautiful these rings end up looking: