Hot & Fresh Out the Kitchen: Cooking with R. Kelly


It seems only appropriate that we purchase this Etsy apron from maker LucilleMaul in bulk. Because, really, when was the last time you bumped up your kitchen game? Baked a few cookies while trapped in the closet? If you’ve never made breakfast while listening to “I Believe I can Fly,” then you, my friend, have never lived.


Now you can do all those things, thanks to LucilleMaul’s foresight and/or wit. It’s a good thing, too. I was getting worried I’d have to rely on Ice-T/Ice Cube hip-hop/kitchen puns, or watching LL Cool J make eggs before getting attacked by a shark, a lá Deep Blue Sea. He doesn’t even sing in that movie!

Hot and Fresh Out the Kitchen R. Kelly Apron $25 @Etsy

PicThx Etsy


Video: Trapped In The Drive-Thru

If anyone has ever seen/heard R. Kelly’s “In the Closet” series then you probably feel like your IQ dropped…by a little more than just a few points. But I must say Weird Al’s parody of it is nicely done. Kind of sad when you like a song about going through a drive-thru more than cheating couples. Oh well!


Video of the Day: Trapped in the Cupboard

Today’s video of the day comes in the form of yet another comedic MAD TV sketch, parodying the well recognized R Kelly Trapped in the Closet videos, but substituting the closet and everything sexual with a cupboard, and everything edible. Enjoy!