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A Nutritional Guide to Popular Video Game Food [Infographic]

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With our nutrition label conscious society brimming to a healthy boil, it only makes sense that our video game characters ought to know what’s in their food before they consume it. While the FDA may not approve of magic mushrooms or cannibalism, it’s a video game, so it’s OK. Here are some nutritional guidelines by Complex to think about next time you troll the city playing Rampage and other vintage games:

Super Mario

With the D.A.R.E program in full swing as a kid, it bothers me now that one of my favorite video game heroes could eat magic mushrooms and I was completely OK with it morally.

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Rampage

I’m not saying I’d do it, but there’s never been a better argument for cannibalism than this.

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Pac Man

If you think about it, it’s just like eating a lemon drop.

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For more video game nutritional information, please see here.

H/T LaughingSquid + PicThx Complex