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Here’s An EXCLUSIVE Look At Pop-Tarts’ First Two Soda Flavors

Pop-Tarts are virtually a staple of American childhood, and anyone that has tried one growing up is sure to have some nostalgic memories linked to them. That trend continues for the next generation as Pop-Tarts introduces their two newest flavors, A&W™ Root Beer and Crush™ Orange.

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As I’m sure you’ve imagined, the A&W™ Root Beer and Crush™ Orange Pop-Tarts will be filled with a bubbly root beer-flavored filling and a citrusy orange soda flavor, respectively.

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While interesting flavors to say the least, they bring a change of pace to the typical dessert and fruit flavors that Pop-Tarts traditionally makes. These brand new soda mash-ups will be available for purchase in May 2016.

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Sweets

This Rainbow Dildo Popsicle ‘Explodes’ in Your Mouth

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You could argue that all popsicles are at least a little bit phallic, but this one’s also got an exploding tip, so that’s fun.

For the past few days, the new X-Pop popsicle from Swedish ice cream company GB Glace has both amused and shocked netizens for its remarkable resemblance to an STD-ridden penis — its yellow, pink, and red shaft tapering up into a bumpy, pink, and cream-filled tip.

Reads the pop’s description by LGBT-friendly blog Queerty:

“It’s shaped like a rocket. You put it in your mouth and, after a few minutes of sucking, something creamy oozes out from the center. Sound familiar?”

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According to the Daily Dot, GB Glace has repeatedly stated it sees no similarity between its sherbet-flavored treat and the male organ of love, but that hasn’t stopped folks from snickering in immature delight over Facebook and Instagram. As for us, we’ll just keep our minds happily planted in the gutter.

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How to Make an Instant-Coca Cola Slushie

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Soda traditionally comes in two states: liquid and FML-I-forgot-it-in-the-freezer solid.

But self-proclaimed King of Random Grant Thompson has turned conventional cola wisdom on its ear with a new discovery — the self-freezing soda. It’s exactly what it sounds like, a trick that allows you to turn any bottle of pop into an instant slushie. Not quite liquid, not quite solid, now you can literally have your cola and chew it too.

Calling this a trick may be overstating matters, since I’m pretty sure this has been invented by about a million other people who’ve accidentally left their Cokes or Dr. Peppers in the freezer too long. And instant is a bit of a misnomer, considering you need three-plus hours of freezer time to get Thompson’s promised “light and fluffy delicious carbonated ice.” (Sorry!) But if you have an intrepid spirit, an afternoon to kill, and no 7-Eleven nearby, learning how to slushify your Coke is a worthy experiment — and cheaper than our other fave new soda-consumption gadget.

Did it work for you? Once the brain freeze fades, let us know.

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This Topless Beer Can Is Making Us Blush

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SPRING BREAAAAAKKKK!

Sly Fox Brewing Company in Pennsylvania has just debuted a “topless” beer can designed to allow the “full flavor and aroma of the beer to hit the drinker’s senses,” according to Today.com. Yeah buddy, we can think of at least a couple other topless things we’d love to just smack us in the face, ifyouknowhatimean.

Dubbed the “360 Lid,” the technology is basically the top of a soup can, but for beer, and without all the scary slicey bits. Jim Galligan of Today describes hesitantly running his mouth and fingers all over the opened lid, but eventually emerging from the endeavor completely unscathed.

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“Once the lid is removed, consumers do not come into contact with any rough edges as they drink from the can,” Brian Thiel, a regional sales manager, told Today.

The result is a 1.75 inch wide recyclable beer cup that lets you either pour your drink into another cup much faster (if you’re into that) or chug chug chug your brewski the way it was meant to be.

Find the lid in New York, Pennsylvania and New Jersey on the company’s Helles Golden Lager and then send us a couple because the East Coast always gets the good stuff.

H/T + PicThx Nerdalicious