Take a trip to any one of the two locations of Joe’s Rotisseria and you’re transported to a pizzeria that tosses all pizza norms out the top floor window of the nearest high-rise and revels in the excess of its madcap creations. The Mega Slice above is one of many brash menu items from Joe’s and it features enough pepperoni to tame all the Ninja Turtles’ cravings all at once, while casually boasting a crust made up of garlic knots. Yup, Joe’s Rotisseria really is about that life.
But besides the eye-popping Mega Slice rocking garlic knots as a statement piece, Joe’s also features more concepts that are sure to drop jaws and break necks from the whiplash of a second glance. Here’s some of the showstoppers:
This chicken parm pizza has got an alfredo chicken cutlet calzone crust and I’m over here thinking it’s ready to punch me in the throat with its aggressiveness.
Joes’s Rotisseria serves up baton-sized mozarrella sticks called Thunder Sticks and has decided that stuffing one of them in a hefty cheesesteak sandwich with a ladleful of marinara was the chaos we needed today.
Joe’s takes pretzel crust literally here, and technically, they’re not wrong.
I don’t quite exactly know what’s going on right here, but I see a football-sized calzone that’s Frankenstein’d onto a moat of vodka sauce and burrata and I’m instantly compelled to confront the whole thing mouth-first.