Worker Goes Balls Deep in a Customer’s Pizza


When a customer pisses you off, you can be the bigger man and still be courteous, or you can teabag their pizza. A worker at Papa Murphy’s pizzeria in Texas chose to go with the latter.

Statesman reported that Austin Michael Symonds, 18, was arrested by police after going balls deep on a ham and pineapple pizza. Apparently Symonds was upset that the customer put in the pizza order just minutes before closing time. As payback, Symonds whipped out his privates and went all Pizza Balls. He wasn’t very discrete about it though, as the customer actually caught him in the middle of the act and called police.

The customer asked Symonds his age, then promptly scolded him saying, “So you are old enough to know better.”

The worker was charged with tampering with a consumer product and was obviously fired from Papa Murphy’s. He was arrested September 12 and later released from Williams County Jail on $10,000 bail.

And he would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for that meddling customer being fully aware of his surroundings.


Dancing Pizza Balls Will Make You Question Your Sanity [NSFW Video]

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We ventured into that very awkward part of the internet that makes you question your sanity. With that said, we discovered Pizza Balls.

It starts off pretty innocently, just a cute slice of pizza, vibing to “Bassive” by Felguk. But like most House Music, as soon as the beat drops, the party really starts.

This is probably NSFW, unless your employer is cool with cartoon balls on a dancing pizza.