Gordon Ramsay’s not big on Halloween, but at least he won’t give shitty candy when your kids walk up to his door in their spooky costumes.
Having kids of his own, Ramsay’s very aware of what trick-or-treaters don’t want to see in their giant bags of candy, and in PSA-like fashion, Gordon appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live to let us know that we shouldn’t be handing out these garbage candies and treats.
In his typical foul-mouthed fashion, Ramsay rips each item, and by the end of it, you’re going to just feel like an asshole for even considering giving these out to the happy little children in your neighborhood.
If you do give any of the following candies out, in the words of Ramsay himself, “F*ck off!”
“Seriously, the perfect combination of aspirin and Tums. Smarties are for f*cking dummies.”
“How f*ckin’ sad are they? You know what Circus Peanuts are? Clown s*it!”
“It’s not candy, it’s not corn, it’s ear wax formed in the shape of a rotten tooth.”