12 Uncomfortable And Offensive Cakes You Won’t Believe Exist

Are you tired of the same old, pleasant, appealing birthday cake? Well, why not take one of these wildly offensive cakes for a spin? From historic tragedies, to vulgarities, to sexual deviancy, there’s something for everybody… to get offended by. Have a slice of disgust below before you, kindly, go fuck yourself.

1. When You Finally Decide To Leave Tinder


I’m just here for the cake. Wait… what did you say this frosting was made of?

2. The Baby Shower From Hell


Your two favorite things, together at last!

3. So, About Your Pet Horse…


Dibs on the tongue!

4. When Grandma’s Got A Potty Mouth


We’re all sorry about that, Carol. P.S. My birthday was last month.

5. Sometimes, Unfriending Isn’t Enough


Even leprechaun parents aren’t proud that you majored in dance at Chico State.

6. The “Where’s Waldo” Of Terrifying Desserts


Perfect for friends that loooove to solve puzzles.

7. How To Quell Bae’s Fears


Then why isn’t it on your mouth, Kyle? Why isn’t it on your mouth?

8. The Jared Fogle Cake


Unless your windowless van can take us all the way to Iceland, I’m going to have to decline.

9. “Never Forget Your Birthday”


Who could possibly forget these two tasty towers?

10. The Colonoscopy Cake


Why pronunciation is crucial when ordering a bundt cake.

11. The Interracial Lesbian Anniversary Cake


Got pussy?

12. How To Show Someone You Hate Them


Clearly the most offensive and disgusting cake on this entire list.


This Bakery Creates Gorgeous, Hilariously Offensive Cakes


When you’re scrambling to get a last-minute birthday cake for someone, you definitely want it to say the perfect thing. The letters inscribed in icing can make or break any relationship, be it coworker, loved one or significant other. Sarah Brockett doesn’t care about that.

The graphic designer is responsible for the Bold Bakery, a Michigan-based bakery known for selling beautifully offensive cakes. Brockett’s business is described as the perfect place to cater to anyone deserving of crude or offensive messages, while featuring gorgeous typography along with a, presumably, delicious cake.

Definitely something you wouldn’t want to buy for Grandma, but would make a funny birthday memory for a close friend or an asshole coworker.

Check out some of the hilarious sweets the Bold Bakery has to offer.



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H/T Design Taxi Picthx Sarah Brockett


Watta Water Keeps It Classy With Ads of Water Bottles Shoved Up Women’s Hoo-Has

Would you buy a water bottle if you knew it had been “coolly” sitting on top of a woman’s vagina?

On second thought, don’t answer that, but whatever you were thinking just might be the reasoning behind Avance WWP’s newest ads for Guatemala’s Agua Watta bottled water company. Meant to promote their “Agua Pura” product, the ads feature paparazzi/TMZ-esque crotch shots of several women getting out of cars, their faces and private areas obscured by text that reads “Cool Water” and the “Watta Agua Pura” bottle itself, respectively.

I mean what.

For the past few days, the internet has been all a-twitter about the arguably offensive ads, with one particularly upset commenter calling them “obscene” and “pornographic”—which is, at least on some level, true. The ads are definitely trashy, they’re potentially degrading and they don’t really seem to make much logical sense, which begs the question, why go with this ad direction at all?

One commenter on Buzzfeed has a possible answer:

“The ad shows a sort of celebrity getting off a car with no style at all, legs spread with no regard she could show the paparazzi the panties or if she wears none,” postulates user SarahDane. “The water covers it all, label says ‘agua pura pero con estilo’ (‘pure water yet with style’) – in the twisted mind of who created this, the purpose was to show some woman (= $$ profit, especially barely dressed) no class, and cover the no-style thing with theyr [sic] ‘stylish’ water…”

Thus far, the debate on the Watta facebook seems to be going the way of Chick-fil-A, with hordes calling foul at the proposed political incorrectness, and many others either supporting them for pissing people off or wishing everyone else would just shut up about it already.

To the last group, I just want to say: sorry, but something this funny is just begging to be shared.

[Via Huffington Post]

What do you guys think about Watta’s paparazzi ads? Hilariously tongue-in-cheek or demeaning and pornographic?