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Einstein Bros. Adds Red Velvet And Nutcracker Bagels For The Holiday


Einstein Bros. Bagels is already in the holiday spirit. Sure, Thanksgiving isn’t even here yet, but the bagel chain has already launched two new Christmas-themed bagels.

The new Nutcracker Bagel Topper features a French Toast bagel topped with a maple schmear, bacon and walnuts. Einstein Bros. has also added a new Red Velvet Bagel for those looking for a sweeter option to pair with icing schmear.

Customers can also order that they’re calling a Box of Jolly. This features a baker’s dozen of holiday themed bagels which includes: three Red Velvet Bagels, three Gingerbread Bagels, three French Toast Bagels, two Cinnamon Raisin bagels and two plain.

Wonder how these sweet bagels would taste with some smoked salmon on top?


Mannequin Nutcrackers — Crack Your Nut Between Her Thighs, Seriously

nutcracker mannequin jennifer rubell art

What a view. NYC Artist and all-around-foodie Jennifer Rubell recently exhibited her 18 life-size-nut-destroying dames at The Frieze Art Fair earlier this month.

For the unbeknownst, watching the video of the older gentleman placing his hazelnuts (or other shelled nut variety) between the horizontal inner thighs of the voluptuous Barbie looks rather scandalous. Gently placing his hand on her left ankle for stability before delicately caressing the indehiscent fruit into the portal of destruction. Then BAM! Time for a snack.

Silly mannequin, you thought this was love? We were only using you for our instant enjoyment and nutritional satisfaction. But in a drastic change of heart…

So I just met you and this is crazy. But here’s my number, so call me maybe? Video and additional pictures below:

mannequin nutcracker remains

row of mannequin nutcrackers

[Via Jennifer Rubell & Incredible Things]



Star Wars Nutcrackers

It’s not even Thanksgiving yet and it’s already beginning to look a lot like Christmas…in a galaxy far far away. These nutcrackers may not be imbued with the holiday spirit, but they’re definitely wrought with something much more profound: The Force! Choose from either side of the force with Darth Vader and Yoda variants available.

The Darth Vader piece stands 10″ tall and the Yoda piece is 7.5″ tall. The force used to crack the nut is actually a lever. I’m not mad at that. ($40 @ Thinkgeek)