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Somebody Hacked A McDonald’s Drive Thru Intercom And The Results Are Totally NSFW

Pranks are just getting more high-tech these days, I guess.

A McDonald’s in New Bern, North Carolina, learned that the hard way after a NSFW video was posted on YouTube of their drive-thru intercom being hacked. According to Fox News, the wireless system frequency of the drive-thru’s intercom had been hacked, allowing the perpetrator to mess with whoever came along to order food.

Boy, did they find some hilarious and crude ways to mess with the customers.

The two minute video shows the hacker using a variety of phrases to mess around, including a pretty gross statement about how customers would get their food:

“You know I’m actually on the toilet right now and I’m just going to serve you your food. I’m not even going to wash my hands. I’m trying to get some special sauce out right now.”

We’re guessing that the “special sauce” the hacker is referring to isn’t the Big Mac Special Sauce.

Obscenities later fly on in the video, with the hacker saying telling the customer to “just pull forward because I’m going to give you whatever the f— I feel like giving you.” Definitely what you want to hear from the person serving your food.

The last 30 seconds of the video… well, let’s just say it’s DEFINITELY not safe for work, and pretty disturbing to hear coming out of a drive-thru intercom. We’ll leave you to watch that if you want.

Local police are currently looking into who hacked the intercom, but there’s no telling how good this hacker is. While it was pretty obvious to tell the intercom was being hacked, it must’ve sucked for the fast food workers trying to take the customers’ orders.

Regardless, we can all get a laugh out of the video and the prank – even if the last bit is a little bit… raunchy.

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Features

17 Hilariously NSFW Dishes This Pinay Instagrammer Won’t Stop Tagging Us In

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Instagrammer @eatlikeyoureondeathrow_, formerly @_thispinaycancook_ ,is one of our favorite food bloggers. Aside from her creative recipes and beautiful food photography, she’s probably of the funniest personalities in the Foodbeast Instagram family.

The only downside is she has a tendency to post a fair amount of foods shaped like genitals. Like, a lot.

Here are some of the gnarliest creations the spicy Filipina chef has produced. Obviously, they’re not safe or work at all. Some even look uncomfortably delicious.

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you know you wanna see them boobies!? GUESS WHAT BREAD IMMA BE BAKING MYLOVES? ill TAG the first TEN who guessed it right! GO! ??? A photo posted by @_thispinaycancook_ (@eatlikeyoureondeathrow) on

im switchin to metro pcs if i got no fcukin good reception by tomorrow LOL ? #youremindmeofsomething #pekpekmobulok

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to all you new to my feed… lemme introduce my feed once again to start 2015… ive change my username just like the hashtag ive created #eatlikeyoureondeathrow this is @_thispinaycancook_ lol just in case u forgot i post dick shape food… i am blunt and will tell you to shut the fcuk up if you feel too entitled in MY feed i am really sweet just dont be a dumbass i rarely block bc most if not all create new acct to troll & lurk my feed anyways then jack my caption & style ?? i abhor pretentious two faced bitches.just lurk lol my feed dont necessarily reflect who i am but its just a snipet of it i dont mind being known anonymously i rather bullshit with ten cool motherfcukers than fake it with thousands lame asses i will always post what i want i am genuinely grateful & appreciative to those that i bullshit on the regular i lob yu lon thyme? tell me your first name so i can address you by ur first name mylovefcukers YES thats my nickname : rho… stamped on the pekpek bun? TAG someone who needs edible dick in their life? redundant no?

 

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goin up on a… lol TAG YOUR FAVORITE PORNSTAR✨ ?? #eatlikeyoureondeathrow #foodbeast #eatgoodstayfresh A photo posted by @_thispinaycancook_ (@eatlikeyoureondeathrow) on

facetime. “say aaaaaah” #eatlikeyoureondeathrow

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Humor

DICK FROTH: Barista Trolls Customer with Brilliantly Inappropriate Latte Art [NSFW]

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Sometimes you’ll find a barista so talented you can’t help but order more coffee just to see their works of art. This was the case of Redditor KingPimpCommander. While kicking it at a Scottish cafe, he couldn’t help but notice how cool his lattes were coming out.

Naturally, he returned again and again asking for more beautiful, frothy drinks. Every time he would order something. He’d receive a creative work of latte art.

Then things took a pretty left turn. Either they started getting annoyed with his constant requests, or they got too comfortable with their returning customer as the drinks went from G to NC-17 pretty quick. Needless to say, things got pretty graphic hilarious quick.

Hopefully he left a pretty nice tip.

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Features

Gratuitous Food Porn: Pastrami Edition

PastramiCover The week has barely started, and we’re all probably jonesing for the weekend. I know I am. But maybe some mouth-watering photos of juicy pastrami will give you that extra boost to get you through the week. I present to you, both hardcore and soft core images for pastrami food porn. If you haven’t eaten lunch by now, proceed with caution. Enjoy!

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Barbecued Pastrami

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Recipe: Serious Eats

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Home-Smoked, Homemade Pastrami Slab

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Recipe: Three Squabbling Asians

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Pastrami and Caramelized Onion Grilled Cheese

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Recipe: Half-Baked Harvest

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Chili Cheese Fries Topped with Pastrami

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From: The Hat

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Pastrami Rueben

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Recipe: Jeff Mauro

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This Juicy Slab of Pastrami Meat Can Really Make a Guy Blush

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Recipe: Cherry On My Sundae

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From: Tommy Pastrami

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Venison Pastrami

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Recipe: Make Delicious Happen

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Pastrami Burger

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From: The Hat

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Pastrami Pizza Topped with Pickles

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Recipe: The Gingerbread Blog

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Pastrami Quesadilla

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From: Golden Ox

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The Guido

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Recipe: Hodad’s

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Elk Pastrami

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Recipe: Food52

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Homemade Pastrami Does it Proper

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Recipe: The 99 Cent Chef

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Pastrami, Swiss Cheese and Cole Slaw Sammich

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From: Langer’s

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Pastrami Pizza

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Recipe: Cooking Stuff

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Open-Faced Apple Butter Pastrami Sandwich

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Recipe: Damn Delicious

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Hash and Pastrami

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Recipe: Three Squabbling Asians

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Features

Guys, Here Are the Ten Worst Food-Related Items You Can Get Your Girl for Valentine’s Day [NSFW]

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I get it. I do. Sometimes, the standard teddy-bear-holding-a-chocolate-rose thing gets boring. Even I get tired of champagne sometimes. You wanna spice up your Valentine’s Day. Completely understandable. That’s fine. We have Pinterest now, and I’m sure they can offer hundreds of unique ideas, okay, guys? It’ll be okay. You don’t have to revert to any of these things. In fact, please don’t. Ladies, if you’re reading this and you wanted fly juice, I’m sorry. Write me — we’ll fix things.

 

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1. Heart-Boiled Eggs (Get it?)

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These are cute . . . for breakfast. But giving anyone a hard boiled egg for anything ever is just . . . no.

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2. Raw Beef Bouquet

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“Carpaccio!” she’ll say if she’s a foodie. “What the hell?” she’ll say if she isn’t. Or if she’s normal.

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3. Lover’s Chips

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Even if these potato chips are heart-shaped, lemon pepper and “sugar butter”? What is that?

4. Heart-Shaped Frying Pan

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Cute! Until you make her use it.

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5. Spanish Fly Juice

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It’s an aphrodisiac, and it’s exactly what it sounds like. Apparently, it can also cause “itchy genitalia,” fever, seizures, and oh yeah, death. Happy Valentine’s Day, honey!

H/T + PicThx Bizarre Food

6. Pizza Box Proposal

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Popping the question is one thing. Popping the question with a $10,000 pizza? Maybe not.

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7. Anatomically Correct Jell-O Heart

 

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Maybe if you guys met in a bio lab?

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8. Beef Jerky Underwear, AKA “Brief Jerky”

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If I have to tell you what’s wrong here, it might be too late to save your V-Day.

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9. Candy Nipple Tassels

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Hint: Don’t ever combine those three words ever.

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10. Penis Pop

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. . . no comment.

H/T + PicThx PartyPops

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Video

NSFW(ish): PETA Makes A Video About Carrot Penises

Forget Viagra. Why spend hours waiting for that little blue pill to work its bedroom magic when you can just pop a few florets of broccoli instead?

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Hit-Or-Miss

South Korean Oreo Breastfeeding Ad, How Do You Eat Your Oreo? [NSFW]

Scratch that kid-friendly vibe you’ve been accustomed to from OREO. A recent ad emerging from South Korea pictures a young baby getting breastfed, mother’s nipple exposed, and OREO cookie in hand. Best of all, the slogan for the ad is: “Milk’s favorite cookie.” Even more best of all, check out the kid’s sly look at the camera. He knows what’s going on.

The provocative ad is spectacular, in my opinion. Not sure the target audience expected out of this campaign — pregnant women? Horny snack junkies? Super advanced grocery decision-making infants? Our web developer Rudy?

This type of ad would normally get some serious flack here in the states, but apparently it’s the kind of material that Oreo in South Korea deemed completely appropriate. Here’s the advertisement in its uncensored glory.

This totally begs the question, how do you eat your Oreo?

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Features

Random Food Facts As Told By Hot Chicks [NSFW]

For the average horn dog, learning proper facts can be quite the challenge ever since the advent of porn, the Internet, Internet Porn, and the idea of porn in general. Thanks to the geniuses over at the Facts and Chicks concept blog, we can now observe the world’s most useless facts plastered over photographs of beautiful, scantily-clad women.

We put in a few hours of research sifting through their archive and picked out the food-related facts we figured everyone, male or female, could appreciate. Yes, some may be unsafer for work than others. Just a heads up: