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These Finger Condoms Are Designed for Messy Food

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Since shaking people’s hands with greasy, buffalo-sauced fingers is usually frowned upon, someone in South Korea went ahead and invented finger condoms. Named FingerNaps, these mini plastic garbage bags slip right onto your digits. They’re made specifically for the sloppy sort of food: mayo-soaked burgers, slippery chicken wings, deep-fried potato sticks, etc.

For those visual learners, here you go:

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Still, while the clever contraptions protect you from inconvenient messes, there’s something satisfying about raw-dogging into your plate of warm food, sans FingerNaps.

H/T FWF

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This Ridiculous Bib Table for Two Will Force You to Actually Look at Your Date

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Aziz Ansari said it best: the idea of marriage is insane. Two people who enjoy hanging out decide they’re only going to hang out with each other until they die, and they go around wearing metal circles on their fingers so everyone else is aware of the arrangement. If, however, the idea of utter codependence still strikes you as romantic, here’s a little invention designed to make outdoor picnics even easier/more difficult than they already are.

In the spirit of keeping oneself tethered to another human being, graduates of the Tunghai University school of design in Taiwan created the “Napkin Table,” a portable table you can carry around like a tote purse and tie around one other’s necks like bibs. The point is to provide an easily accessible surface complete with cup-holders and utensil pockets as well as “improve the relationship between two people eating together,” writes PSFK.

Call me a commitment-phobe, but I like having the freedom to look or not look at my date whenever I please. I also don’t appreciate having someone stare at me as I scarf down my grilled cheese. Ugh, could you please just go play Candy Crush or something?

Picthx PSFK

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Cabbie Napkins

For those Foodbeasts out there that also like to get their drank on, this product might be right up your alley! Ever find yourself getting superbly wasted at a bar or club, only to find yourself on the cold floor of your ex-girlfriend’s sister’s apartment kitchen floor? Well, never again with this Cabbie Napkins!