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Mustache Lollipop

Some mustaches say “I’m a distinguished gentleman of discerning tastes.” Others say “I’m going to tie a damsel to some train tracks before being thwarted by a man with a lasso.” This mustache says “I can’t grow a mustache, but I really like candy that tastes like cola,” and that’s perfectly okay in my book. ($3 @ Amazon)