Animals Humor

This Pikachu Cake Is Way Too Disturbing To Eat

With Pokemon back on top, the world will once again be dressed from head to toe in anything and everything related to Pokemon. We’re well on our way to that already. God knows how many slutty Pikachus we’re going to see at Halloween this year.

The trend has even spilled over into food, prompting all sorts of restaurants, bakeries, confectionaries and even some bars to join in on the revived cash cow. Still, there should be some limits to how Pokemon are used.

One Redditor known as TheOneInTheHat posted a photo of a cake made to look like Pikachu, only the pokemon-shaped cake was laid down on its stomach like a pig at a luau then barbarically cut into slices.

While the cake itself isn’t red or anything gory like that, the part with Pikachu’s face is uncomfortably disturbing, solely because imagining Pikachu smiling while getting chopped into pieces is the stuff nightmares are made out of. What do you think? Does this picture also make you uncomfortable?

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Photo Credit: Reddit, YouTube


16-Year-Old Kid Snapchatted His Own Murder Victim Outside Of IHOP

On Monday of this week, news broke of a murder outside of an IHOP in Memphis, TN. Just a few days later, WMCActionNews5 reports that the suspect is Sebastian Vaughn, a 16-year-old gunman who appears to have documented the tail-end of his grisly shooting on Snapchat.


Memphis police found the victim, 35-year-old Marlo Williams, in the driver’s seat of his car parked just outside of the restaurant. While unclear whether Snapchat led to the arrest of 16-year-old, the message he tied to the Snapchatted photo of his victim read:

“I just killed a motherfucker 10 minutes ago”

The Snapchat message went out to friends of the shooter, who is currently locked up at juvenile court. WMCActionNews5 received a screenshot of the Snapchat, apparently from one of the recipients’ fathers.


In a search of Instagram videos tagged to that particular IHOP, this is the only video that came up:

A video posted by Kimmesha Davis (@ms_mimi_89) on


H/T: WMCActionNews5/Reddit User: Thatchgasm


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Man Is Shot And Killed By His BFF Over A Restaurant Bill [WATCH]

I’ve heard of disputes over who has to pay the check at the end of the meal, but never like this.

Being a Middle Eastern man myself, I understand many of the customs when it comes to dining out with friends. One of them, and probably the most common, is the virtually necessary argument between the men on the table over who gets to pay the bill. In America, we call this a “big swinging dick” contest.

Well, two Turkish men were enjoying their soup at a quaint, little restaurant nestled in the heart of Istanbul when the bill finally arrived. Hasan Erdemir and Idris Alakus (who were also accompanied by several other unnamed friends) were talking and eating their meal until Alakus said he had to leave. He tried to pay for everyone’s meal, but was informed that Erdemir had preemptively taken care of it.

This act of kindness somehow threw Alakus into a fit of rage, leading him to storm out of the restaurant. Erdemir and the others thought that the scene had ended, only to learn moments later that things were about to get substantially worse.

After handing his friend a few more bucks to tip the staff, Alakus stormed back into the restaurant with a quick but surefooted pace. Out of nowhere, Alakus pulled his gun from the back of his pants and pointed it directly at Erdemir’s genitals, taking the first shot. As Erdemir hunched over and began falling down, Alakus took another shot at the victim. Based on the footage from the bloody scene, it looked like Alakus hit him near his back left side. After a moment, Erdemir fell to his knees on the floor, then collapsed onto the ground.

Subsequently, Alakus then headed over to the payment counter where Erdemir’s two friends were and shot them as well. Thankfully, their injuries were not fatal and they both survived; unfortunately, the injuries that Erdemir sustained were too criticial, and resulted in him passing away at the hospital.

Alakus managed to temporarily escape for the time being, but was apprehended by authorities a short time later.

The moral of the story here, and it baffles me to even have to say this, is that if somebody offers to pay for your meal, let them pay for the meal. It’s not worth dying over.



Video Source: Liveleak


How Eating The Last Piece Of Chicken Cost This Man His Life


Dinner can be an intense experience when you’re looking to forward to chowing down. Sadly, some take it too seriously. Such was the tragic case for a Houston man who was killed after eating the last piece of chicken, ABC 7 reports.

A group of five men were cooking dinner and drinking in a Lakeside Estates apartment late Friday evening. When 34-year-old Darwin Perez Gonzalez took the last piece of chicken, it infuriated 38-year-old Reinaldo Cardoso Rivera.

The two men argued until the situation escalated into a fist fight. Rivera allegedly pulled out a knife and stabbed Gonzalez before taking off with the weapon. Gonzalez died at the scene of the incident.

Later, however, Rivera returned to the scene and admitted to the officers that he had stabbed Gonzalez. He was then arrested and charged with murder.


Maraschino Cherry Company Owner Kills Himself Before A Police Raid Discovers Drugs, Cash and Luxury Cars In Factory


Written by Max Chang of NextShark

No one would ever expect an innocent Maraschino Cherry factory that supplied Chick-fil-A, Red Lobster, Buffalo Wild Wings, and T.G.I. Fridays with bright red cherries to be a front for a drug-trafficking operation. Or would they?

On Tuesday morning at 8:00 a.m., New York police raided the family-owned Brooklyn-based Dell’s Maraschino Cherries’ factory owned by 57-year-old Arthur Mondella with a warrant for environmental violations, claiming the factory had been dumping hazardous waste in the water supply system. Mondella cooperated with investigators for a whole five hours as they searched the factory for evidence.

Then one investigator claimed to smell marijuana coming from the walls.

Mondella called over his sister, Joanne Capece, who was also present, and reportedly told her to “take care of my kids,” according to the Daily Mail. He then excused himself to go to his private bathroom, locked the door and shot himself at 1:30 p.m. Those present claimed to hear just a single gunshot, according to CBS New York.

Mondella was rushed to a local hospital where he was pronounced dead from a .357 magnum handgun wound.


Meanwhile at the factory, 25 District Attorney officials discovered a secret room behind a set of magnet-operated shelves. In it they found 80 pounds of marijuana, and hundreds of thousands of dollars in cash.

Investigators also found several vintage luxury cars hidden under a tarp in a back lot.

One official told New York Daily News:

“It appears there was another activity going on, that’s for sure … I don’t think you kill yourself over a bag of weed. There has to be more of it.”


Dell’s Maraschino Cherries was founded in 1948 by Arthur Mondella Sr. as a simple Brooklyn storefront and remained family owned and operated for 76 years. The company recently underwent a $5 million overhaul, and Brooklyn’s D.A. office had received a tip off about a marijuana operation in 2013, according to the New York Post.

The incident with Dell’s Maraschino Cherries is of course incredibly reminiscent to the show “Breaking Bad,” where Gustavo Fring’s several business fronts, including his Los Pollos Hermanos restaurant-drug supply network and laundromat equipped with a secret meth production lab, were subsidiaries of a German conglomerate, Madrigal Electromotive, where an executive also committed suicide after receiving news the drug-trafficking operation had been compromised.


The company has not yet released a statement and all cherry operations have been halted. Mondella is survived by his ex-wife, Yevgeniya, and a five-year-old daughter.

Written by Max Chang of NextShark // Featured IMG: Wiki


Cannibals Get Caught Slinging People-Filled Pastries


Hannibal-style empadas, anyone?

Three people are being tried in Brazil for acts of cannibalism and frankly being disturbed as all hell. A husband, his wife and his mistress were all charged with killing and dismembering two women. The women were told they would be offered employment as nannies, but instead were met with a terrible fate.

As if that weren’t bad enough, the grisly threesome ate parts of their victims and used their flesh to make Brazilian pastries known as empadas. To make matters even worse, the trio ate and sold these pastries to their neighbors. Oh, and their innocent kid also ate some people-flavored empadas. Those crazies couldn’t even leave the poor kid out of it. The reasoning behind such a disgusting crime? They were trying to purify the world and reduce its population. Smh.

This isn’t the first time people have gone AWOL and turned full-on cannibal. Last month, we reported on an Australian chef who offed his girlfriend and thought it wise to turn her into a meal. This guy narrowly avoided the cops by taking his own life. Seriously, what the actual fudgsicles is wrong with people?

H/T Washington Post + PicThx Eater


Chef Murders and Cooks His Girlfriend, Then Commits Suicide


Marcus Volke, a chef from Victoria, Australa, has been identified as the man behind the murder of his Indonesian girlfriend in their Brisbane residence. Brisbane Times reports, Volke had been caught by police boiling the victim’s body parts on his stove. According to reports, the officers were there responding to a welfare request at the apartment.

Volke fled when police arrived and hid in a trash bin in an alley near the complex. He then used a knife to take his own life. A woman who lived in the building across the street discovered Volke’s body covered in a blanket in the alleyway. Prior to his death, Volke had been apparently working as a chef overseas before returning to Brisbane.

Parts of the victim, Mayang Prasetyo, were found in garbage bags in the apartment. Neighbors had noticed a stench similar to “rotting meat” coming from the couple’s residence a few days before the gruesome discovery. According to police, there’s no way yet to know how long Prasetyo had been dead.

Volke’s death is being further investigated by the Ethical Standards Committee.

H/T Brisbane Times

Fast Food

Taco Bell Beefy Crunch Burrito Price Increase Incites Murder Attempt

Reports emerging out of San Antonio are documenting the enraged adventure of a local Taco Bell customer who was furious at the at the price increase of the Beefy Crunch Burrito that had gone from 99 cents to $1.49 each. The customer had placed a seven burrito order, only to realize the price increase, and subsequently firing an air gun at an employee.

Police report note that the suspect fired an assault rifle at officers prior to barricading himself into a hotel room. Officers later used tear gas Sunday night following a three-hour standoff. According to the MySanAntonio article, the man is charged with three counts of attempted capital murder. I guess if we can learn one thing from this…people don’t enjoy price increases on burritos. Seriously.