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Clergyman Gets a Potato Stuck Up His Butt While ‘Hanging Curtains Naked’

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Here’s how I imagine the conversation between the 50-year-old vicar from Sheffeld, England and his nurse must have gone:

“What exactly were you doing when you found the potato *there*?”

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Power Hungry Potato Head Dictators

How would you describe two angry potatoes that look like Kim Jong-IL and Saddam Hussein?…Boiling mad would you say?

You’d probably get a kick out of these if you’re into the dark humor kind of stuff. A comical toy with a seriously deadly overtone is certainly my cup of tea. Unfortunately, these spuds made by artist Stephen Ives can’t be bought at any store.

[via gizmodo.com]

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Mr. Potato Head — The Three Stooges

Stage your own slapstick routines with potato headed versions of Larry, Moe, and Curly. Besides their iconic hairstyles, each figure also comes with a prop, like a throwing pie, pinching wrench, and bonking hammer.  But what about their hands?  They wouldn’t be complete unless they could throw in a few slaps and eye pokes every now and then.  Have they thought of that too?  Soitenly!  Nyuk, nyuk, nuyk. ($49.95 @ Neatoshop)

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Mr. Potato Head Slims Down for 2011

A report surfacing out of last week’s 2011 International Toy Fair convention in New York City gives us a peak at Hasbro’s latest, thinnest Mr. Potato Head iteration in the toy’s near 60 year history. The leaner bodied Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head toys, officially dubbed Active Adventures Mr. Potato Head, are also outfitted with pants for the first time ever. (Via TIME)

 

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Mr. Bacon Potato Head

Last time we saw Mr. Potato Head, he was full of starch and carbs! Recently, he decided to change his outlook and outfit himself with bacon and toothpicks! He bares a striking resemblance to Hellraiser. I don’t know if I like the new Mr. Bacon Potato Head, hes scary!