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Girl Sneaks MASSIVE Bag Of Food Into A Movie Theater Like A Boss

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We’ve all been guilty of sneaking food into the movie theater at some point or another, but this easily takes the cake as the greatest movie food caper of all time.

Instagrammer Ekow Fynn (@Cotdammitelizabeth) and his girlfriend Elizabeth were just going on an innocent trip to the movies, but Elizabeth apparently was in full cheat day mode. She brought along an enormous pink bag that could’ve fit at least four other purses inside solely for the purpose of sneaking in a smorgasbord of movie eats.

We get to see Elizabeth reveal her entire armada of junk food for the movie and eat a ton of it, shocking us as to how much you can actually fit inside that bag. The usual cast of movie food characters was there, like popcorn, candy, and pizza. But, as we find out later in the video, Elizabeth truly thought of everything when she packed her movie luggage. That popcorn, candy, and pizza was merely the tip of the iceberg. Trust.

The couple did confirm that the video was shot in the back of the viewing area so that nobody else in the theater was disturbed by their antics, but it’s still crazy that Elizabeth managed to sneak in all of the calories she did.

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8 Popcorn Toppings And The Moviegoers Who Choose Them

Popcorn is the best snack to have at the movies. It just embodies all that you’re about with a day or night at the theater: slight escapism. You’re not looking to get crazy, but you clearly want to treat yourself. How you do it, though, is up to you, whether it’s well mannered or really going for it. Here’s a few routes to take.

1. Regular

You’re not a wild man or woman, but you make solid decisions. People respect that about you. Maybe you bought popcorn for the group and don’t want to try anything fancy because it may snub a member’s tastes. It’s possible you fear losing your reputation as a reliable person, or it comes down to the fact that you just like things the way they are. A dip or two of butter and a pinch of salt is as far as you’ll go, but even that’s calling it close.

2. Salt

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We’re not talking a civil sprinkling here. This isn’t a polite kiss of salt that’s going to delight any and all. No, this is the addition of salt that makes you wonder if heart disease runs in your family. It’s the kind where you spend the movie realizing you might die in your seat, frenzied up with questions about yourself, like why you have this affinity for salty things and how it may be a problem. But you don’t stop because you don’t want to stop. It’s just too good. Salt is life! You’re practically high on the stuff!

3. Flavored Toppings (Butter, Caramel, etc.)

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I know this seems like one of the safest moves, but it’s absolutely not. This is such a reckless all-or-nothing deal. It’s like trying to diffuse a flavor bomb. If you nail the ratio, you’re pretty much destined to become a fabled hero. If you add too much, which is all too easy, that voluptuous bag of popcorn is ruined. You then have to buy another one or boldly ask for an empty bag to try and salvage it.

4. Chocolate Candy

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Here’s an umbrella move that could mean anything from Junior Mints to a broken-up Butterfinger. It’s all delicious, that sultry yet classic bite of sweet and salty, and yet it doesn’t ring as store-bought. You feel some ownership, like you successfully cooked up a dish without reading the recipe at the snack bar. Personally, I’m a Reese’s Pieces kind of guy, but it’s all pretty killer.

5. Gummy Candy

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This is an acquired taste, maybe even simply niche. It’s got a specific taste and texture that you might not be ready for (or even be that kind of the person). It’s probably for people with really strong jawlines. I mean, there is some serious chewing involved here. People are probably going to think you’re trying to kick cigarettes. Don’t be fooled though, because if you are the type of person who enjoys this, you really enjoy it.

6. Jalapenos

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This is an underutilized move. It’s got boldness; it’s got sass. Butter and spice and everything nice are at play, and you feel like a king or queen scarfing it down. Of course this combination works, you pridefully think with each handful every time you make this magic happen at the movies. They’ll make a statue out of me someday, you consider, already delusional with pride before the full lights go down. Do work, me, you likely whisper before licking your salty pickled lips.

7. Nacho Cheese

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Did you come here to ball or what? This is a game-changer move, or it at least feels like you’re pulling a sly run out of the naughty playbook. “You’re just replacing chips with popcorn,” some yokel might say with a dismissive shrug. Your reply should be obvious: “Oh, I’m just replacing chips with popcorn?” What, like this is an everyday occurrence? Hell no, make them take it back. You did the unthinkable. Where’s your biopic?

8. Tapatio & Lemon Pepper

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This is if you’re straight up just down to bring your own gear from home. It’s an insanely delicious combo, but this is you playing God. If you get carried away with hot sauce power, be sure to bring a spoon, because you’re going to have to eat it like cereal. If you’re capable of restraint, bring a bottle of Tapatio, not some measly packets. Go big or go home, you know? Oh, you do? Okay, good. Yeah, you look like a confident person.

See you at the movies!

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Caviar, Reindeer Jerky, and 18 More Insane Movie Theatre Snacks From Around the World

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It’s easy to understand that not everyone in the world kicks back to Dawn of The Planet Of The Apes with a bag of popcorn and tray of soggy nachos. But red wine? Beluga caviar? Do other countries even need Netflix when their movie theaters are stocked with so much insane grub?

The following infographic by Lemonly highlights some of the quirkier nosh from international cinemas, from the mildly tweaked, like Tom Yum (sour soup)-flavored popcorn in Thailand, to the downright Fear Factor-y, like Colombia’s fried ants.

Which isn’t to say our own state theaters aren’t upping the luxe with cushy arm chairs and movie-themed cocktails. Just, you know, for $14 an average ticket these days, a pork dumpling every once in a while wouldn’t hurt.

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H/T Design Taxi

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10 Mind-Blowing Food Trends Already Dominating 2014

Quite a few new food trends have made the news over the last year. Between deep-frying your spam into fries and shot glasses made from chocolate chip cookies, this is truly a time to enjoy food. Our friends over at PopSugar compiled a list of 10 of the top mouthwatering food items you absolutely need to try. We couldn’t agree more with the list.

10. The Monkey Style Burger

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Animal Style Fries stuffed into your In-N-Out burger. A Monkey Style Burger is loaded with gooey gooey deliciousness and totally real. Savvy food lovers may remember this from 2013, but it’s quickly gaining popularity as more die-hard In-N-Out fans get word.

9. The Everything Bacon Burger

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A burger that utilizes an excess of bacon in every single aspect from the pure bacon patties to the onions.

8. Spam Fries

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Fried sticks of glorious Spam are the perfect snack for those watching their carb intake. Pretty sure it’s protein, right?

7. Ramen-Crusted Wings

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If I could only choose a handful of foods to eat for the rest of my life, ramen and chicken wings would be at the top of that list. Thankfully these ramen-crusted wings could narrow that down.

6. Cheese-Stuffed Doritos

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Cheese-stuffed into Doritos. Nuff said.

5. Waffle Tacos

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Nothing says breakfast this year more than the waffle taco. Filled with breakfast goodies, you can literally eat a well-balance breakfast while driving. Not that I’d condone eating and driving…

4. Movie Theater Popcorn Cake

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An ingenious conception that combines all movie theater snacks into one glorious bite. Definitely saves time fumbling through the different candy containers.

3. Chocolate Chip Cookie Milk Shot

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Why waste both hands enjoying your cookies and milk when you can do it all in one? Cookie shots for the house!

2. Chocolate Chip Cookie Cinnamon Roll

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The best of two desserts, Dude Foods combined a cookie with a cinnamon rolls. Sweetness overload.

1. The Milky Bun

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Possibly the biggest thing to happen to ice cream since Magic Shell, the milkybun combines donuts and ice cream in one melty fried pocket of pure dairy-gasm.

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