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Japanese ‘Twerk’ Pudding Is Confounding, Mesmerizing

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Guys, I just – I can’t – WHAT.

For as long as we can remember, Japan has dominated the market for making weird sh*t for no apparent reason, so we can’t say we’re too surprised something like this exists. From Pepsi-Flavored Cheetos to Sailor Moon Bibs, it seems like nothing that anyone anywhere has even the faintest fascination in is safe from the Japan’s ever-vigilant merchandising machine — not even Miley Cyrus.

Behold, internet: twerking. f@#king. pudding.

Actually a DIY-mold featuring the anime character Shin-Chan — of Crayon Shin-Chan, a show known for its lightly inappropriate/potty humor — and not everyone’s favorite wrecking ball, this “butt-pudding” was discovered by youtuber bonobos25 earlier this month. It’s also available on Amazon for only ¥1,191 ($12 USD).

Or you could just enjoy these gifs, courtesy of tumblr user kinokorin. Can’t. Look. Away.

  

H/T Laughing Squid + PicThx kinokorin

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Disney Might Buy The Food Network…We Imagine Miley vs. Paula Showdown

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Apparently owning the happiest place on earth, a publisher, a comic book publisher, the largest sports news network, movie production and your own channel just didn’t do it for Disney. With the recent news of the Scripps Networks’, which owns The Travel Channel, HGTV and The Food Network, controlling family trust disbanding, Bloomberg has reported that Disney may just be the top candidate to take over. According to the report, this allegedly would be a move to draw a larger female audience. Who knew I wasn’t supposed to love The Food Network and HGTV… at least they didn’t mention the DIY channel!

So what would a Disney owned Food Network look like? Here are some thoughts and moments that I, for one, am excited about:

When Paula Deen tells Miley Cyrus that cigarettes will kill her, and Miley turns back to Paula and says, “Really? Butter check yourself!”

When Mickey tells Robert Irvine to stop making people cry.

When they come out with a new show: Phineas and Herb: How to cook with spices and plants.

Or,

When Ted Allen looks at Zac Efron and says, “I’m sorry Chefron, but you’ve been chopped!” Looks like it’s Seventeen Sous Chef Again for you Zac.

Photos Courtesy ThemeParkCanuckEater