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Hit-Or-Miss

Worst Person Ever Hides Poisonous Meatballs for Dogs Around San Francisco

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It’s one thing to be an awful human being to other people, but to pick on dogs? That’s some grade-A Satan-type shit.

According to the San Francisco Chronicle, an unidentified rogue scoundrel villain has, for the second year in a row, stashed poisonous meatballs around San Francisco in places only pets are likely to find them. As of Saturday, 35 tainted meatballs were found along curbs, in bushes, and behind stairwells, stuffed with solid materials which could present choking hazards for animals. Meatballs found last summer were also believed to contain strychnine.

A few comments on the Chronicle story suggest the meatballs could have been meant for wild coyotes or cats, while others even cite the 4 million+ dog attacks on humans per year as justification for the unknown dog-hater’s actions. We don’t know about all that, but we’re pretty sure the poison meatball dropper deserves his own special circle of hell.

H/T Consumerist + Picthx Andrew Sanders

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Cravings

Italian Burrito Swaps Rice With Pasta Noodles

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From the ramen burger to the cronut to the new concrete at Shake Shack, it’s clear we love our hybrid foods. And now, the next contender for our hearts has arrived: the Italian Burrito.

The burritos can be found at Burrisimo, a casual Italian restaurant in Brea, near Los Angeles. And while the process of making one of these monsters is similar to what you’d see at Chipotle, what goes inside is an entirely different pot of sauce.

Pasta (instead of rice) is wrapped up with grilled chicken, steak, meatballs, or salmon, and tossed with onions, peppers, and pasta sauce. It all gets contained by an organic flatbread, the Italian answer to a tortilla.

The menu also features two “favorite” burritos. One is made with chicken, angel hair, and divalo sauce, while the other has steak, sautéed veggies, mozzarella, and pomodoro.  Can someone please send me one molto rapidamente?

H/T LATimes + PicThx Burrisimo

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Cravings

Deep-Fried Meatballs Stuffed with Cheese and Spaghetti Noodles, Because Arteries Are Overrated

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Raise your hand if you love spaghetti and meatballs! If you didn’t raise your paw, we’re not friends. What makes this dish timeless is its simplicity and ability to be made in a variety of innovative ways (see: Pizzaghetti). Of course, leave it to  Nick at Dude Foods to bring this classic eat to a new level of delicious with his Deep-Fried Spaghetti and Meatballs.

It all starts with a cube of mozzaralla wrapped with spaghetti noodles, which is then packed inside a meat orb and baked to perfection. But it doesn’t stop there — Nick deep fried these bad boys and topped ’em with marinara sauce and Parmesan. OH, baby.

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It doesn’t get much better than niblet-sized, deep fried and cheese-stuffed, now does it?

PicThx Dude Foods

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Cravings

Slim Jims Get Transformed into Meatball Cake Pops

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Forget about spaghetti-stuffed meatballs (even though they’re crazy delish), because we’ve discovered a mega curveball in this tasty game. George Duran of YouTube’s Hungry concocted a variety made from Slim Jims. Genius? Aww yeah.

Besides being a handy option for eating meat on-the-go, who knew SJ’s could be eaten any other way?! George did. The niblets are a mixture of eggs, breadcrumbs, milk, onion, parsley, pork sausauge and, of course, Mr. Slim Jim.

So whether you’ve got a few extra snack packs laying around, or you don’t want to spring for a super expensive slab of meat, Slim Jims could be the key to tonight’s gourmet-esque dinner.

Check out how these bad boys are made below:

H/T Neatorama + PicThx YouTube

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Packaged Food

Dove Chocolate Reveals a New Sweet ‘N’ Smoky Chocolate BBQ Sauce

During a recent chocolate get-together here in Orange County, we were turned on to the new flavors being brought forth by the Dove Chocolate team. Get this, they now have a Sweet ‘N’ Smoky Chocolate BBQ Sauce, put together with molasses, dark chocolate, milk chocolate, champagne vinegar, tomatoes and a “sinful spice blend.”

Here’s a shot of them used on some delicious meatballs. That’s right, chocolate meatballs:

The sauce is perfect for dipping, brushing and slathering. Can you imagine a rack of ribs with a punch this sweet and savory? ($12 @ DoveChocolate)

 

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Restaurants

Applebee’s Launches New Menu Items – Stacked, Stuffed & Topped

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Casual Dining Chain Applebee’s is launching a new menu platform this week entitled Stacked, Stuffed & Topped which includes new steak, pasta and salad offerings. The new menu items start at $9.99.  The newest items include the Florentine Topped House Sirloin, Chicken Parmesan Stack, Stuffed Meatballs & Mozzarella Scoops Appetizer and the Bruschetta Topped Chicken Salad. These menu items join the already existing Provolone-Stuffed Meatballs with Fettucini (pictured below).

Applebee’s has been consistently revamping its menu, with representatives claiming that more than 80 percent of its menu has been updated or improved in the last 18 months. The chain also released their New Summer Cocktails recently.

Applebee's Provolone Stuffed Meatballs
Applebee's Provolone Stuffed Meatballs
Bruschetta Topped Chicken Salad &  Stuffed Meatballs & Mozzarella Scoops
Bruschetta Topped Chicken Salad & Stuffed Meatballs & Mozzarella Scoops
Applebee's Chicken Parmesan Stack &  Florentine Topped House Sirloin
Chicken Parmesan Stack & Florentine Topped House Sirloin

 

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Fast Food

Spaghetti and Meatball Pizza

On a recent visit to Palermo’s Pizzeria & Cafe our friend Nick decided to UP his Foodbeast game by ordering up their Spaghetti and Meatball Pizza. The pizza consists of a hand tossed crust with chunky tomato sauce, a blend of Mozzarella & Provolone cheeses, spaghettini, meatballs and sprinkled with Parmesan & Romano cheese. I never thought spaghetti on a pizza would look so appetizing, but I guess when it’s fresh…it’s just another layer of deliciousness. Count me in!

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Video

Meat Salad: Salad Made Entirely of Meat

Epic Meal Time, every Tuesday. This time around we are granted a look at a salad, made entirely of meat, and tipping the scale at 2,096 grams of fat and 28,031 calories. The salad makes use of Flank Steak Lettuce, Spicy Pepperoni Carrots, Meatball Radishes, Tomato Salami, Chicken, Pork Croutons, Beer Bacon Bits and a healthy dose of Creamy Beer Bacon Dressing. Next week? Apparently these guys are eating sporks…